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OKAY, SO, W-WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
I KNOW. SHE DIDN'T MAKE NEARLY ENOUGH.
DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
MAKE THE CALL.
THIS IS BAD NEWS.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
THEN THE EYE-POPPING NAUSEA WILL HIT YOU.
YOUR DAD'S MAKING ME PRACTICE FOR NEXT TIME.
I'M WARNING YOU -- IF I CALL AND TELL HER IT'S ON,
THREE BOXES OF STALE TRISCUITS, HALF-EATEN BAG OF OREOS,
YOU'RE ON YOUR GAME TODAY, MR. GILMORE.
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M IN.
MOVING AROUND THE NEWSROOM LIKE THAT. FELT GOOD.
Uh, so, not the most romantic get-together for us,
BUT I COULD USE YOURS.
DRINK CART'S HERE.
ALTHOUGH IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU CALL "RECENTLY."
BYE. THANKS.
Now you might want to cover your ears.
* HOLD TIGHT
THIS IS TOTALLY SAFE,
SOMETHING DICK. I JUST READ ONE OF HIS.
I'M KIND OF WORKING.
I WON'T. THANK YOU, EMILY.
YES, I AGREE.
NO, DEFINITELY NOT FRIENDS.
DICK GUY, SCIENCE FICTION GUY. DICK SOMETHING.
* NO MATTER WHAT THE FUTURE BRINGS *
TURN LEFT, VEER RIGHT, PASS THE COUCH,
IT'LL BE FUN, IT'LL BE A THRILL --
OH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
THERE'S GONNA BE SEVEN OF THEM,
HEY. WHAT HAPPENED?
[ SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS ]
IN OMNIA PARATUS! IN OMNIA PARATUS! IN OMNIA PARATUS!
AND I LIKE THIS COAT OF YOURS.
YEAH. GREAT.
* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD
CALL HIM AND CANCEL.
SIX.
THEY MAKE EVERYTHING OUT OF CARDBOARD NOW --
MY GOD, IT'S EARLY.
SIX, NO DOUBT. I AGAIN CONCUR.
I WAS JUST RE-INTRODUCING YOU, AS PER YOUR INSTRUCTIONS.
EXCUSE ME?
COME ON. RORY'S WAITING.
I AM THE ORACLE. I CARRY ALL THE KNOWLEDGE.
FRANCHISING? THAT DINER OF YOURS.
HE'S CHATTING WITH MY RARE-COIN GUY.
DINNER IS GOING TO BE AS GOOD AS IT SMELLS.
YOU ARE?
TO THINK SOME GROUPS JUST GO BOWLING.
THIS IS SETH. HE'S THE GENIUS BEHIND ALL THIS.
BEER IS PERFECT.
WHAT DO I DO?
EVERY POTATO CAME THROUGH WITHOUT A SCRATCH. POTATO?
THERE YOU ARE.
IN THE LAST YEAR? THAT WOULD BE RECENT.
[ GROANS ] I MISSED THE MAT.
I AM NOT GOING TO JUMP.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
THE FACT THAT YOU PARADED HIM AROUND THE CLUB -- OUR CLUB!
OH, YOU POOR THING.
WHO? ANONYMOUS. DON'T ASK AGAIN.
THEN THERE WAS A CRACKING SOUND, AND THE PHONE WENT DEAD.
GOOD, VERY GOOD.
[ SNORING ]
SO, NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO SAY THE LETTER "E"?
SO...
OKAY.
I LEAVE AND THE U.N. ERUPTS.
WELL, THEN, GIVE ME MY SPACE, OKAY?
AND ALL I DID WAS THANK HER OVER AND OVER.