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IT'S HEADING TOWARD THE WRONG HOLE.

DINERS? SOMETHING MANAGEABLE.

DUBIOUS LOGIC, IF YOU ASK THIS THOUGHTFUL GUY.

AND IT ALL GETS WORSE, AND THEN IT GETS BETTER.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WATCHING TV.

THANK YOU, EMILY.

MEETING THE PARENTS COMES WITH THE TERRITORY.

SO THERE'S AN EXTRA SPACE.

BACKHAND SLANG FOR "NITWIT JUICE."

PARK RANGERS OR THE LANDOWNER?

OKAY, BRING HIM A BEER.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, SO THOSE GUYS PARTICIPATED.

I LIKE THE COLOR.

BUT YOU DID EXACTLY THE SAME THING.

BACKING OUT WILL MAKE IT WORSE.

YOU CANNOT GO GOLFING WITH MY FATHER.

HOW GOES IT, PARIAH?

UGH! MY PARENTS! MY STUPID PARENTS!

HEY. WHAT'S UP? YOU'RE ACTING ALL SQUIRRELLY.

WE'RE AT THE BOOZE -- ANY QUESTIONS?

[ CLICK, DIAL TONE ]

I REALLY SHOULD CONFIRM THAT THOSE POTATOES WERE OKAY.

PLUS, IT'S A SECRET. I SHOULDN'T BE TALKING TO YOU.

WHERE ARE YOUR CLUBS?

but I accidentally hit Kent Coleda in the head

WELL, THIS WAS WONDERFUL. DON'T BE A STRANGER, ALL RIGHT?

BUT WITHOUT CHILDREN, YOU'RE ONLY HARMING YOURSELF.

JUST OUT OF REVENGE, AND I'M SCREWED.

AND JUST ORDER A BEER, BECAUSE IT'S NITWIT JUICE,

MY MOTHER IS INSISTING ON HAVING DINNER WITH US.

IS IT JUST AS BIG? OR BIGGER?

SHE'D HAMMER ME, AND I'D THANK HER.

BYE, MOM. THANKS AGAIN.

MAN, IT SMELLS GOOD IN HERE.

I THINK IT'S TIME TO FILL YOU IN

YOU DID GOOD, ACE!

WHETHER THEY DO IT OR NOT, AND THEN YOU MAKE THEM EAT BUGS.

LORELAI, THE TEE TIME IS SET,

* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME *

SO, HOW'S THAT DINER OF YOURS?

ON THE BACK OF THEIR CAR, SO I HONKED.

HAVE FUN -- IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

* I WILL FOLLOW

AH -- JUST RAN INTO HERB SMITH IN THE CLUBHOUSE.

DON'T LOOK TOO CLOSELY AT WHAT THEY'RE EATING

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

GOOD AFTERNOON. DRAGONFLY INN.

OH, WOW, ISN'T THAT A PRETTY NICKNAME.

[ COUGHS, CLEARS THROAT ]

LAST NIGHT, I WAS IN ONE OF THE BATHROOMS,

I'LL BE FINE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

STARS HOLLOW KIRK? KIRK WHO HASN'T STARTED SHAVING YET KIRK?

BUT THE FACT THAT THIS PLACE GOT AWAY WITH IT AT ALL

I READ THAT ONE IN VERMONT GOT CAUGHT SERVING ROADKILL.

I GUESS PEOPLE WHO FREQUENT DINERS

[ GROANS ] WHAT'S WRONG WITH FINN?

AND, LUKE, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A BEER?