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THE LIFE-AND-DEATH BRIGADE. GET THIS -- I'VE GOT A CONTACT.
OH, IT'S DOING GREAT.
YEAH.
HIS BEST STUFF PUT HIM IN THE THICK OF IT --
I HOPE THERE WEREN'T CHILDREN.
I'LL GET MY BOOK, AND WE WILL PICK A DATE NEXT WEEK.
THERE ARE OPPORTUNITIES ABOUNDING
SATURDAY I'M HERE. NEXT WEEKEND?
YOU'LL KNOW IT WHEN YOU SEE IT.
[ HICCUPS ]
I LOVE HIM. HE'S TOTALLY COOL.
YEP, I GOT AN EYE FOR DRESS SIZES.
TRYING TO NAB US FOR THINGS WE MAY HAVE DONE IN THE PAST.
OH, MY GOD.
I'M FINE, THANK YOU.
THAT'S WHY HE WILL HAVE NO SIGNIFICANT ROLE.
SLEEPING BAG, FLASHLIGHTS, KEG,
Honey, have some coffee and then come home.
AND HAVE IT READY TO HAND OFF TO THE MAID.
AND SAID THE PHRASE, "IN OMNIA PARATUS."
HI, STEPHANIE.
YOU SURE? YEAH.
[ Laughing ] RIGHT.
WHERE ARE WE? ARE WE STILL IN CONNECTICUT?
CONNECTICUT, NEW YORK, MASSACHUSETTS.
TO SEE IF THEY REALLY WANT PEOPLE TO HONK.
UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO FASHION SOMETHING OUT OF PINECONES.
For a very long time.
JUST HAPPENED TO SAY IT ABOUT WHAT LUKE LIKES.
IT IS HEAVY LIKE IRON!
OR SHE WAS ADMIRING ITS VINTAGE FEEL.
WELL, WELL -- OUR HONORED GUEST.
IT'S A TALENT.
THIRD, NO PHYSICAL DESCRIPTIONS OF ANY OF US.
I KNOW.
LUKE'S. I HAVE TO DE-STRESS HIM AFTER HIS GILMORE OUTING.
AND WHEN I TOLD HIM I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU,
WHAT NUMBER AM I ON? YOU JUST DID THIRD.
PULL!
YOU'RE READING WAY TOO MUCH INTO THIS.
AND HAVE EXTENSIVE FACIAL SURGERY
PULL!
WHY DO THEY LOOK SO WORRIED?
THE LIFE AND DEATH BRIGADE.
AND WE'RE NOT GONNA DIE.
TO DATE.
AND YOUR ANSWER CANNOT INCLUDE THE WORD "SALT."
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT FROM HIM?
THEY HAD A "HONK IF YOU LOVE TO SCUBA DIVE" BUMPER STICKER
SO I HAD WHAT YOUR DAD WAS HAVING,
COULD EVERYONE KEEP IT DOWN, PLEASE?
I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU SAY, "WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRINK?"
THANK YOU.
SHE'S GOT SCOTCH, RUM, WHISKEY, RED WINE.
AND HE WANTS TO SHAVE ME.
DANNY, SLOW DOWN!
YOU KEEP SO MUCH FROM ME WITH THESE SEPARATE WORLDS OF YOURS.
WELL...
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
SAD, THIS DIMINISHING VISION.
I'D CONCENTRATE ON THE EASTERN SEABOARD FIRST --
UH...DICK.
FOR SOME, IT'S BALLET. FOR LUKE, IT'S BASEBALL.
Maybe we can meet halfway between Yale and Stars Hollow.
WELL, HOW ABOUT MY ROOM?
TO GO INTO MY OWN STUDY?
WE GO THIS WAY.
FIRST, NO PICTURES. HEY!
I LAY ON MY HORN,
THAT CLOTHING IS GONNA INTERFERE WITH THE INTEGRITY OF OUR EVENT.
I'D START WITH FIVE TO SEVEN.
* I'M AN ORDINARY GUY