Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

MAY I TAKE YOUR COATS?

Anyway, I was hoping we could somehow hook up tomorrow night.

COME ON, BABE, YOU'LL FEEL BETTER ABOUT HALFWAY HOME.

SHE'S INSULTING YOU.

UH, YEAH, SHOULDN'T YOU GET A MASSAGE OR SOMETHING?

IN OUR CLEAN DRIVEWAY.

BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS.

OH, I'M UP. OKAY, LET'S SEE, UH...

OPEN WITH THAT. THAT'S A GREAT ICEBREAKER.

OH, MUST HAVE SLIPPED YOUR MIND.

TO LET YOU COME IN THE FIRST PLACE.

SAID GAP TWIXT "D" AND "F" SHALL NOT SLIP FROM LIPS

SO I GOOGLED THE PHRASE, AND I FOUND THIS.

WELL, IT SOUNDS PRETTY. I LIKE IT.

END OF MESSAGES.

[ OWL HOOTING ]

WELL, STAY ON IT. YOU BET.

NO, IT'S TIME-CONSUMING.

BECAUSE HER BLABBERMOUTH MAID TOLD MY VALET.

NO, I'LL HAVE A LITTLE LATER.

I'M DRIVING TO MANHATTAN NEXT WEEK

PULL! IS THIS IT?

GOLF ISN'T MY THING.

DON'T JUMP ON RORY.

OH, ANOTHER BUMPER STICKER TEST.

OR THE DINER OR ANYTHING ELSE CONCERNING ME.

AND YOU WERE TRIPPING AND YOU WERE SEEING VAPORS

I WASN'T HIDING IT.

[ CELLULAR PHONE RINGS ]

SO, THE FIRING SQUAD'S JUST UP AHEAD?

I HAVE TO KILL MYSELF NOW. EXCUSE ME.

SET UP A PUBLIC CORPORATION, ISSUE AN I.P.O.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

IT'S YOUR CHOICE, ACE.

Got to break the rule just this once.

NICE AND RUSTIC.

WELL, WE'RE KIND OF STARTING TO DATE,

BUT IT'S ALL A LITTLE DALIESQUE AND HARD TO EXPLAIN.

JUMPERS TO THEIR PLACES, PLEASE.

SO, I SHOULD PROBABLY...

BEST BANKER IN THE BUSINESS. I'LL GIVE HIM YOUR NUMBER.

THE BIGGEST FAVOR I MAY EVER ASK YOU FOR EVER.

THAT'S ON A PAR WITH CAR, TEST, CRASH TEST DUMMY.

YEAH, GOT MINE ALL READY.

WELL, IT'S NICE -- RUSTIC.

ALL I'VE GOT IS A WASHBOWL, A TOWEL, AND A TOOTHBRUSH.

WE SHOULD GET THAT STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU CALL HIM.

I'VE FILLED TWO NOTEBOOKS WITHOUT THEIR COOPERATION --

I'LL GIVE YOU MY BARBER'S CARD.

IN OMNIA PARATUS. IN OMNIA PARATUS. IN OMNIA PARATUS.

I DON'T KNOW WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT THEY FOUND

SO, HOW COME YOU'RE NOT WEARING YOUR GORILLA MASKS?

I'VE GOT BAND PRACTICE. RIGHT.

WELL, HAVE A GOOD PROTOCOL, DAD. BYE.

YOU PULL PEOPLE OVER

THAT WAS NICE. I WANTED BEER.

ONE OF THESE SUPER SECRET, SUPER EXCLUSIVE CLUBS.

I RECOGNIZE YOUR VOICES, COLIN.

[ SIGHS ] OKAY. FINE, THEN.

HE WHACKED KENT COLEDA IN THE HEAD WITH A CLUB, OKAY?

THE GARDENER? MORE TWISTS THAN O. HENRY.

BUT I'M HERE AS A JOURNALIST, AN OBSERVER.

[ CHUCKLES ] SLANG FOR "DOGGY POOPY."