Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OH, ANOTHER BUMPER STICKER TEST.

I'VE FILLED TWO NOTEBOOKS WITHOUT THEIR COOPERATION --

I'VE GOT BAND PRACTICE. RIGHT.

WE SHOULD GET THAT STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU CALL HIM.

SO, THE FIRING SQUAD'S JUST UP AHEAD?

WELL, STAY ON IT. YOU BET.

DON'T JUMP ON RORY.

I HAVE TO KILL MYSELF NOW. EXCUSE ME.

WELL, WE'RE KIND OF STARTING TO DATE,

I DON'T KNOW WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT THEY FOUND

[ OWL HOOTING ]

[ SIGHS ] OKAY. FINE, THEN.

THAT WAS NICE. I WANTED BEER.

IN OUR CLEAN DRIVEWAY.

OH, I'M UP. OKAY, LET'S SEE, UH...

I'LL GIVE YOU MY BARBER'S CARD.

YEAH, GOT MINE ALL READY.

NO, IT'S TIME-CONSUMING.

THE BIGGEST FAVOR I MAY EVER ASK YOU FOR EVER.

SO, HOW COME YOU'RE NOT WEARING YOUR GORILLA MASKS?

SO, I SHOULD PROBABLY...

TO LET YOU COME IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Anyway, I was hoping we could somehow hook up tomorrow night.

GOLF ISN'T MY THING.

SHE'S INSULTING YOU.

BUT IT'S ALL A LITTLE DALIESQUE AND HARD TO EXPLAIN.

BUT I'M HERE AS A JOURNALIST, AN OBSERVER.

I RECOGNIZE YOUR VOICES, COLIN.

COME ON, BABE, YOU'LL FEEL BETTER ABOUT HALFWAY HOME.

BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS.

WELL, HAVE A GOOD PROTOCOL, DAD. BYE.

AND YOU WERE TRIPPING AND YOU WERE SEEING VAPORS

PULL! IS THIS IT?

I WASN'T HIDING IT.

UH, YEAH, SHOULDN'T YOU GET A MASSAGE OR SOMETHING?

JUMPERS TO THEIR PLACES, PLEASE.

ONE OF THESE SUPER SECRET, SUPER EXCLUSIVE CLUBS.

THAT'S ON A PAR WITH CAR, TEST, CRASH TEST DUMMY.

BECAUSE HER BLABBERMOUTH MAID TOLD MY VALET.

[ CELLULAR PHONE RINGS ]

YOU PULL PEOPLE OVER

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

NICE AND RUSTIC.

OR THE DINER OR ANYTHING ELSE CONCERNING ME.

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I'M DRIVING TO MANHATTAN NEXT WEEK

NO, I'LL HAVE A LITTLE LATER.

SAID GAP TWIXT "D" AND "F" SHALL NOT SLIP FROM LIPS

THE GARDENER? MORE TWISTS THAN O. HENRY.

Got to break the rule just this once.

WELL, IT'S NICE -- RUSTIC.

[ CHUCKLES ] SLANG FOR "DOGGY POOPY."

SO I GOOGLED THE PHRASE, AND I FOUND THIS.

ALL I'VE GOT IS A WASHBOWL, A TOWEL, AND A TOOTHBRUSH.

HE WHACKED KENT COLEDA IN THE HEAD WITH A CLUB, OKAY?

SET UP A PUBLIC CORPORATION, ISSUE AN I.P.O.

OH, MUST HAVE SLIPPED YOUR MIND.

IT'S YOUR CHOICE, ACE.

IN OMNIA PARATUS. IN OMNIA PARATUS. IN OMNIA PARATUS.

OPEN WITH THAT. THAT'S A GREAT ICEBREAKER.

MAY I TAKE YOUR COATS?

WELL, IT SOUNDS PRETTY. I LIKE IT.

BEST BANKER IN THE BUSINESS. I'LL GIVE HIM YOUR NUMBER.