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"Bud, Bud, head like a spud."
If we don't grow hair, you won't have to.
I mean, after you painted my face on Dad's bowling ball
You know, if we don't grow hair,
it'll turn up or it won't.
Hair.
Then it's true. It's starting.
Anybody would.
All in favor?
I mean, I was just getting used to being poor,
that a man won't be judged
Damn this leg!
Al, Al!
She's bound to look at my head sooner or later.
Who looks at 'em anyway?
One, I really miss shooting pool...
you could actually get good at sex.
But that's not gonna happen,
and really give them something to worry about.
[GRUMBLING]
You should know that better than anyone.
You know, if it wasn't for this darned bum knee,
to be closer to your shower night.
Anyhow, I came down to get some Minoxidil,
Relax.
You can always make money selling flowers at airports.