Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was just sitting here...
sitting on the counter?
You know, their favorite team loses,
Don't worry.
I'm gonna fight this with every follicle on my being.
It's the one part I enjoy, Peg.
"head in the bowling ball cleaner" routine again.
Why? They're old.
No, I've just got a soft spot in my heart
You've done a bad thing. You must be punished.
[ALL HOOTING]
If and when I ever do lose my hair,
Bring the Dr. Fur back here.
This may not work on you.
God, how am I going to hide this from Marcie?
You know?
didn't you used to play football for the Bears?
No-ho-ho-ho.
like you remember me.
If hair got you all this, let it go.
I went to work today,
Get away from me, Peg.
ALL: Hi, Steve. Hi, Al.
Say,
Bring my Dr. Fur back.
that I'm playing with Bud, do you?
If you bend over, you can signal the troops.
Let me say one more thing.
Old Man Time's
what the rest of my body is going through.
I'm lucky my hands haven't fallen off.
A ghost town.
been doing a little mowing on your head too.
Al, my mother saved the curls from my first haircut.
Steve has something on his mind.
Are you ready? Yeah.
[SIGHS]