Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just ran into two girls

Uh, sure, I'll share.

If I thought it would grow hair,

Usually on Monday nights,

the traditional arrangement of balloons with ears

Well, I don't know.

I was ashamed...

I'm Murray, and I'm bald.

The point is the bald are more evolved,

You're the greatest. I love you guys.

Who among us shall be first?

We will now bring this meeting

Which brings me to our thought for tonight:

Al, I got some bad news.

Well, that was one of the few rules

I'd put your socks on my head.

Dr. Fur has been recalled.

that if you practiced once in a while,

I've known that since the day

You haven't yet.

The bank was crowded,

"Tuna. Three for $1.49."

We have enough trouble

We have to face it, Steve. This stuff isn't working.

"Attractive, virile, sexy...

So the next time a hairy child comes up and says,

She broke him, let her fix him.

Sure, joke if you will, but I love my hair.

Yeah, well, take it from me,

His coat looks nice too.

SPORTSCASTER: And that's it for Monday night football.