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This is not a competition.
Hey. No more fattening lunches!
Take this. Hide this.
But just to make sure that there wasn't any Anthrax in it
Our religion needs more people from the emerging world.
Oh, boy. Now, just breathe for me, okay?
Go have fun with your boyfriend.
because you do have a little bit of puke.
She's thinking of converting to Christianity.
Oh, my God!
this is Casey, my boyfriend.
Okay. Like you are.
in a church class. In fact, actually,
about how committed you are to the triathlon.
Stop, relax. Don't do it.
I mean, it's definitely something that I would've done
Do you have a second that I could talto you?
No, that's not what I'm doing at all.
And I'm a monster who's... Ordering four slices of pizza.
God's the least of my worries.
Uh, yeah, this is happening, so I'm gonna...
They laugh at us, they act like they don't care.
and then when I came up, I could be like... okay.
Yeah, I know. He's been throwing them away.
I don't think I can get involved.
[Cheers and applause]
You did?
[Grunts] Ow!
Bible study...
We won the moment we signed up.
I am terrified for my life.
Betsy, this is hot. [Giggling]
So what's on your mind?
I'm just saying that if we did get married...
Come on, Danny. Yeah!
I never use those words. She never uses those words.
Let's not kiss though,
- You make like no money. - I know.
you'll kiss me even though I taste like puke.
Success pukes. Yes. You can run.
How dare you?