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OH, SURE.
YOU MISS EVERY FAMILY EVENT
YOU PRACTICALLY FLOATED ON AIR.
EASY TO FORGET SHE'S NOT JUST A PRETTY FACE.
BECAUSE HE LIED TO INVESTIGATORS,
BETWEEN ME AND--I MEAN, YOU KNOW MY FAMILY.
♪ OH OH OH OH ♪
DAD GOT WEIRD, AND MOM'S STILL PRETENDING IT NEVER HAPPENED.
SORRY. I GET A LOT OF, UH, UNSOLICITED ADVICE
BECAUSE OF YOUR SISTER, TONY NOW KNOWS WE'RE COMING AFTER HIM.
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
WOMAN: I KNOW YOU SAID SANDWICHES,
FATHER: YOU KNOW THE LUCKY GROOM, DENNIS SOONG.
[MEN SPEAKING CHINESE ANGRILY]
EVAN'S ON THE INSIDE. HE CAN SEE THIS THROUGH.
HYAH! HYAH...
BABA?
RYAN, I MISSED YOU.
I SHOULD'VE BEEN HERE FOR YOU.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, EVERYTHING FELL APART?
IT WASN'T THAT I HATED HOME.
OR JUST BEING A GOOD FRIEND.
♪ SHOW ME HOW YOU DO THAT THING, GO AHEAD ♪
♪ I DON'T EVEN THINK TWICE... ♪
THESE WEAPONS WILL CAUSE GREAT DEVASTATION AND DESTRUCTION.
YOUR HUSBAND HAD A SUBDURAL HEMATOMA,
OR MISS YOU OR WISH THAT YOU WERE WITH ME,
ALTHEA: WE'LL GO DEAL WITH THE PAPERWORK.
FATHER: YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.
SO HOW DID YOU TWO...
♪ I AM A STORM ♪
♪ I'M COMIN' FOR YOU ♪
PLUS, WHY WOULD ANYONE EVEN OPEN UP TO US?
THE SWORD HAD SURVIVED THROUGH ALL THIS TIME.
♪ IS THIS THE TIME ♪
YEAH. WELL, AFTER I LOST YOU,
I CAN GET $10,000 FOR ALL OF THIS.
NO! SHIFU.
YOUR SHIFU SHOULD'VE WARNED YOU:
THAT'S WHY YOU CAME TO SEE ME AFTER ALL THIS TIME,
RECAP: ANCIENT CHINESE SORCERER ENCHANTS EIGHT WEAPONS.
AND WE ONLY HAVE ONE TRANSLATOR,
TO OTHER PEOPLE IN CHINATOWN, TOO.
THEY'D BE UNSTOPPABLE.
I SHOULD'VE STUCK UP FOR YOU MORE.
HYAH! HYAH! HYAH...
IT'S EVEN SCARIER WHEN SHE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING.
I'M SORRY. WHAT? BRIDAL GIFTS?
YOUR MOM WILL WHEEL IN MY DEAD BODY BEFORE SHE CANCELS.
DON'T REALLY GO TOGETHER.
BUT I WAS EMBARRASSED AND ASHAMED
IS THE MICROPHONE SET UP, BABA?
BUT SHE WAS A GHOST.