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SORRY. I GET A LOT OF, UH, UNSOLICITED ADVICE

♪ I'M COMIN' FOR YOU ♪

♪ IS THIS THE TIME ♪

WOMAN: I KNOW YOU SAID SANDWICHES,

OR JUST BEING A GOOD FRIEND.

YOUR HUSBAND HAD A SUBDURAL HEMATOMA,

BETWEEN ME AND--I MEAN, YOU KNOW MY FAMILY.

BUT SHE WAS A GHOST.

YEAH. WELL, AFTER I LOST YOU,

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, EVERYTHING FELL APART?

THEY'D BE UNSTOPPABLE.

BECAUSE OF YOUR SISTER, TONY NOW KNOWS WE'RE COMING AFTER HIM.

♪ OH OH OH OH ♪

♪ I DON'T EVEN THINK TWICE... ♪

EASY TO FORGET SHE'S NOT JUST A PRETTY FACE.

IT WASN'T THAT I HATED HOME.

HYAH! HYAH! HYAH...

IT'S EVEN SCARIER WHEN SHE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING.

AND WE ONLY HAVE ONE TRANSLATOR,

ALTHEA: WE'LL GO DEAL WITH THE PAPERWORK.

YOU MISS EVERY FAMILY EVENT

RYAN, I MISSED YOU.

EVAN'S ON THE INSIDE. HE CAN SEE THIS THROUGH.

BUT I WAS EMBARRASSED AND ASHAMED

DON'T REALLY GO TOGETHER.

I SHOULD'VE STUCK UP FOR YOU MORE.

[WOMAN SCREAMING]

[MEN SPEAKING CHINESE ANGRILY]

THESE WEAPONS WILL CAUSE GREAT DEVASTATION AND DESTRUCTION.

YOUR SHIFU SHOULD'VE WARNED YOU:

THAT'S WHY YOU CAME TO SEE ME AFTER ALL THIS TIME,

SO HOW DID YOU TWO...

♪ SHOW ME HOW YOU DO THAT THING, GO AHEAD ♪

YOU PRACTICALLY FLOATED ON AIR.

PLUS, WHY WOULD ANYONE EVEN OPEN UP TO US?

I CAN GET $10,000 FOR ALL OF THIS.

YOUR MOM WILL WHEEL IN MY DEAD BODY BEFORE SHE CANCELS.

IS THE MICROPHONE SET UP, BABA?

DAD GOT WEIRD, AND MOM'S STILL PRETENDING IT NEVER HAPPENED.

THE SWORD HAD SURVIVED THROUGH ALL THIS TIME.

RECAP: ANCIENT CHINESE SORCERER ENCHANTS EIGHT WEAPONS.

♪ I AM A STORM ♪

FATHER: YOU KNOW THE LUCKY GROOM, DENNIS SOONG.

OR MISS YOU OR WISH THAT YOU WERE WITH ME,

TO OTHER PEOPLE IN CHINATOWN, TOO.

FATHER: YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.

I SHOULD'VE BEEN HERE FOR YOU.

I'M SORRY. WHAT? BRIDAL GIFTS?

BECAUSE HE LIED TO INVESTIGATORS,