Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...my sister thanks you...
...and the stars were the 13 sisters by the sea...
That's logical.
Because her name was Mary
But, darling, no matter what she asks?
Well, that'll make the war last a year longer.
- Yes. Is she your daughter? - Oh, I'm not married.
Hey, boys, start limbering up. You follow the jugglers.
There are very few around who can sing and dance and act too.
Well, I want you to know I knew it all the time.
...my father thanks you...
We'll give your regards
...as any battleship we had in the first World War.
- If I had it, who would pay for it? - Dietz and Goff.
That was a mighty sweet proposition.
I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy.
- All right. - Fine, thanks.
...it must have songs, dances, and a lot of girls.
- Who were Lewis and Clark, George? - Acrobats?
- Are you hungry? - Yes.
You don't tackle a star like Miss Templeton.
- Nice going, kid. - Thanks.
- I'll take my coffee black. - You ought to give in to her.
No matter how legal the dissolution of this partnership is, Sam...
...Mary...
By trade, I am a dancing master
You're good for at least another five curtain calls.
"And we'll all be longing for you, Mary
I can't do it. He'd think I'm jealous because he got more laughs than I did.
The juggler just paid three weeks' back board.
Oh, you were wonderful, George.
I would never please the sort of people who revel in your antics and fireworks.
I'm bored by magic. I know his formula.
Ain't no southern frown
Uh, Klaw and Erlanger?
How can you think of robins in the spring when we're freezing to death in Illinois?
Sure, I can. Just watch me.
I'd be afraid to try anything bigger.
What are you laughing about?
Let's go to Delmonico's, have the party, just as though the show was a hit.
There's been a 40-year run, remember?
- You had him down to a tee. - We're still treading on dangerous ground.
Well, it looks fine.
...but I would like to present my own flowers my own way.
Mm-hm. Yeah.
Who is the man who will spend Or will even lend?
Well, I was just passing the flowers, and they threw in the candy.
Good-bye to London Town
All right, sir, if you'll wait just one moment, I'll call.
Oh, I ought to pop you.
...maybe a few heartaches after the curtain goes up...
And for my friends in Washington Who complain about the taxes
Hm. Never even heard of me. Sixteen years old, and I bet you he can't read.
Don't think I'm not, either.
Okay, Jackson, come on. This isn't any free jitney.
...at Peck's bad boy just to see what happens.
I'd like to see these kids do what I do...
That's good. It's rather different.
Well, here it is, ready and dedicated to you.
Oh! Thief! Thief! Out! Out!
No. Your father picked up his mail.
We played stock in Buffalo.
Coming at a time like this, with everything he has on his mind...
And it's all daylong
Send the word, send the word To beware
Well, I do have to make up older than I actually am, you know.
That's his department.
It didn't appeal to me, either.
...called Daniel Boone on the Trail.
Haven't you forgotten that your junior partner, Goff, does all the drinking?
Young man, you don't know what you're talking about.
I hitched my wagon to 38 stars and 13 stripes.
...but it's like a thousand miles from all the noisy, neurotic people...
Don't print it Strictly off the record
Play the lead? Now, what is the matter with that man?
Radiator busted?
Maybe it'd be better if I spoke business to him.
My dad's was the same
It's a wonderful second-act curtain.
Because her name was Mary...
We're one for all and all for one
That ain't a josh She's a Yankee, by gosh
The ladies, they will all turn out
Listen, there's nothing to this acting business.
You're not fooling anybody.
Cohan, you're surely not going to your dressing room now.
I'd hate to meet a Mary
I'm glad I had it.
And I lost no time, either.
Return immediately for rehearsals."
- To the theater-going public. - George...
That the Yanks are coming
...they all touch something way down here in people.
Just a second.
- George. - Hmm, Fay Templeton. That's not bad.
Sweet land of liberty
And there is something there
What happened with Fay Templeton?
Who'd love to slip him Mickeys
George, I'm sure our song will live forever.
How do you know I can do all those things? You've never seen me.
Life was less full, but it was by no means empty.
We'll give your regards
That's show business talk. Here, I'll translate it for you.
Tell all the gang At 42nd Street
That ain't Greek. That's Swedish or Russian. Stix nix hix pix.
Keep your eye on the grand
He needs me about as much as he needs a hole in the head.
Have Mr. Cohan sing the rest of the score for you.
Now, Fay, don't make up your mind too quickly.
Mary! Mary! Don't pay any attention to him now.
Oh, no. Here's a step I made up myself.
I know it. I'm George M. Cohan.
Imitating the president, a lot of people aren't gonna like it.
Nor teach it any faster
They've got him in a pocket He can't get in the clear
Don't print it It's strictly off the record
Down on a farm
"Mary," hmm?
You don't know?
She was so good and true
Today, we're all soldiers. We're all on the front.
Rally round the flag Let us rally round the flag
Yes, I like that name.
That doggone town
Says our young readers dream of being president.
Yeah, I know, but it ain't right. We'll build our own reputation.
It's quite a thing.
...or have him hauling rubbish in London Town.