Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If you think I'd put any of my wife's money into that trash, you're crazy.
- Yes, that's right. - That's my birthday.
...and a heart full of confidence.
We may have to take hard knocks and make a lot of sacrifices...
Think of the changes it brings
Oh, she's dying to play the part. But I haven't made up my mind yet.
We have bet the whole caboodle on you Run, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up
Oh, uh, like, uh, Little Nellie Kelly.
The road to happiness is paved with heartaches and stones.
Good-bye, sir, and good luck to you.
Long before the fashions came
Come along with me away
...and the girl nurses him back to health.
Is that what you're crying about?
Who is your friend when you find That you need a friend?
The Cohan Theater, the Astor, the Gaiety...
Yankee Doodle Do or die
For it is Mary
I can supply it. The attraction inside is a whole lot bigger than I am.
...but you've got to be young and tough for this army.
Thank you. That's very nice of you.
Heh. Well, there's no use beating around the bush.
until I'm as well known as Hood's Sarsaparilla. We'll whip them to a standstill.
There they are, going to the post All in good condition
...that sounds so square...
...for my new show anywhere in New York.
When does he get time to practice?
Hasn't he got any sense at all? What's he trying to do, spoil our fun?
Dad needed a new watch.
- Don't you like it? - Oh, but your heart!
Excuse me. Hey, Vance.
It's really a wonderful job
"So long, Mary"
Who, me? Why, I've never been in a saloon in my life.
Come on, Dad. Come on, let's have it.
That the Yanks are coming
Must you give it to Dietz and Goff?
Take a little time. Think it over.
Every son of liberty
That's right.
You get behind that curtain. Hurry up!
Hmm? Just wait. She's wonderful, I think. Don't you think so?
- Good luck, Josie. - Thanks, Mom.
- This one will match your suit, Dad. - Somebody gave me that last year.
Yeah. A lot they know in Buffalo. In Buffalo they thought I was an old man.
- Look at the size of that one. - Make a wish.
Now you can start getting mad all over again...
The beginning of the Horatio Alger Age.
Well, now, let's make plans.
...on the Fourth of July.
So fatherly.
With a prince And princess on my knee
Everybody's entitled to one failure.
Steven T. Early, secretary to the president."
Only 45 minutes from Broadway
So you've spent your life telling the other 47 states...
I don't have to. I can tell a trouper a mile away, right on sight.
May I have the honor of supping with you at Rex's tonight after the show...
I'll be back in just a minute.
This looks very interesting.
Home
- How do you do? - And, uh, Fay, this is Mr. Cohan.
"Yankee Doodle."
Democracy
Oh, uh, Fay, uh, may I present Mr. Harris.
I'm gonna open it now, and I'm gonna read it.
- Your niece, perhaps? - No, she's just a kid with the show.
I'm gonna see to it that Miss Templeton gets your flowers.
If you watch every twist, every turn
Society will say, "Marie"
I couldn't attend the opening because I was down the street...
We'll be over
Where'd you get those eyes?
Mother and Josie threw out handbills.
There's a feeling comes a-stealing And it sets my brain a-reeling
Take that up an octave.
Too big a reputation. You can't disappoint the public.
I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy
- You're overage. Thirty-one's the limit now. - What's eight or nine years, more or less?
We'd won the World War.
Glory, glory, hallelujah
Not me. I don't hit hard enough to make an impression.
"Cohan and Harris present George Washington, Jr.
Darling, how would you like a lifetime job of looking after?
Why so quiet, Sam?
We kept hoping for 20 years that it might come true someday.
- She's gonna sing it. She will. - But she can't sing it.
So long, Mary
...for the people, shall not perish...
Thanks, Sam. But I still think Mary should have sung it.
You hear that, Sam? All three of them walking out on me.
But with propriety
That the Yanks are coming
Finnegan, Feeney, and Riley. I remember them well.
Miss Templeton, I can write a play without anything except a pencil.
Greatest man in the United States played by the greatest actor.
Send the word, send the word To beware
See what happens because you wouldn't lay a hand on him all these years?
I don't have to wait on them.
I have nothing to do with Broadway.
She's a red-hot radiator
...well, we just couldn't afford the premium.
My country 'tis of thee
At the dancing you have yet to learn
First time in my life, I'm speechless.
And that's for the record
Well, that's true. He is the biggest thing on Broadway.
Oh, no, no!
Mmm. Raised in a vacuum bottle.
Plain as any name can be
A man may give his life to his country in many different ways, Mr. Cohan.
We entertained the royalty But we were never flustered
Now, remember, Jones, watch for the skyrocket.
She was busy right then on a smaller production.
I'm crazy about Goff, but I haven't got any use for Dietz.
Billie
All right, Miss.
Were you ever in some big shows?
- Double our salary? - You'll be with the best in the country.
A good one, Dad.
- But I don't know. I miss that beard. - Uh-huh.
If you have to get back to town, Dr. Llewellyn, I'll be here all night.
Well, don't toy with the kid at a time like this.
Your show is no good for vaudeville...
I like it too, so I guess I'll pan it.
She's his Yankee Doodle joy
You get that curtain up. You can't ring down on a George M. Cohan song.
- I think we're in trouble. - Don't worry.
Uh, Tony Pastor?
You take the girls on over there, and I'll see you in about a half-hour.
- Harrigan - That's me
Now, you should listen to this man.
And don't forget Wednesdays and Saturdays, 2:30 till 5.
What's going on here? Take your makeup off.