Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What'll your review say? - Car, sir?
We've had good times together.
This reminds me of my family
You know, one from four leaves three.
I used to be known as "Venus on wheels."
"Wish you all my love...
Well, I'd settle for his age.
And there is something there
...of the people...
Cohan.
Excuse me. I beg your pardon. I didn't realize who you were. Come in.
You're a grand old flag You're a high-flying flag
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Larry O'Leary is me name
Will ride the pony, Yankee Doodle English derby day
Produces his own plays, writes his own books, lyrics and music, plays the leads...
- What do you think I've been doing? - Heh. Yes.
I still had Mary, a playmate as well as a helpmate.
...of sawing you in half.
- Don't you think so, Mr. Dietz? - Yes, you have a very nice voice.
When they look at you singing that song and then look at me looking at you...
- From now on, this is your seat. - Oh, thank you.
- I don't think so. - Mmm. No, sir. Who sang it?
O say can you see
Have you ever heard a song called, uh, "Give My Regards to Broadway"?
For instance
George!
Here.
You should be very proud.
...and they want us to play Des Moines the last half of the week.
Here, this'll give you courage. Charge!
All is for the best, my daughter.
- Yes, sir. What can I do for you? - I've got an appointment.
Go, go, go, don't hold him back Let him go
Oh, it's such fun, Mother, having cows and chickens.
It started with a very funny incident, about 60 years ago.
Right again!
When you leave New York, Philadelphia, Boston...
- Hmm? - George.
Well, I don't hear anything.
I told her Uncle Teddy I wouldn't run for president
You're making room for the likes of me.
Don't memorize that one. There's plenty all over town.
Long before the fashions came
All right. Here it is.
And, uh, I wouldn't worry about this country if I were you.
You know how those big stars are. Temperamental and hard to get along with.
...I would like to see if you looked the same.
Probably the biggest forest fire ever put on the stage.
To the depot Then they came with me
To old Broadway
You'd think my family would let me know.
That means I'm a star, and there should be a star...
I was taken by surprise
...even though I am a better actor.
Here's some more ties that you won't like, Jerry.
- George M. Cohan. - How do you do?
Which seemed to softly say
I know, but I'm nervous. I'll go blank. I won't be able to remember a line.
They're all yours, sweetheart.
You don't say so. We'll get you there in a jiffy!
Roller-skating on a night like this?
He didn't send for us. He's come here to see us.
Mary
...but right now standing here in your presence, why, I hardly...
Left foot.
Over there
You see what I mean, Fay? Heh-heh. Isn't he a card?
By a pair of roguish eyes
- Oh. - Oh.
Well, I'd prefer to have these flowers speak for me.
So I wrote a legitimate drama, very deep and very significant.
You don't want to talk about it in front of Schwab.
That's what we'll do. They'll all hear from us, every one of them.
And that government...
How we hate to see you go
They'll know, all right.
- For me? Heh. - You get your own birthday.
It's the best thing he's ever done.
Young lady, if you're gonna be trying out any junk like that...
- Well, think we should? - I don't know.
Oh, sure. Every one.
...and on Broadway!
Never a man can say A word against me
We'll make our bets And leave the rest to you
Excuse me, can I get through here?
Besides, I've got a run-of-the-play contract. Fine time to make lame jokes. Hmm.
Oh, where could you find another?
Which proves, gentlemen, that you have no ear for music.
- We've been expecting you. - Thank you.
That's one way of keeping them in the theater. Cohan does it with talent. Look.
He just stopped at the water cooler.
...with a new cyclorama and 2 carloads of scenery.
But I love to park and hide there
Heh-heh. Dad, press the little button on the side and see what happens.
The sets were beautiful, George.
My publisher resents Cohan impersonating the president of the United States.
Listen, squirt, any more interference on your part and you'll be blacklisted.
I can't forget how Lafayette Helped give us our first chance
But how will everybody know that I'm the Mary?
- They're producing Little Johnny Jones. - Oh, George, really?
At the dancing you have yet to learn
...for having presented anything of which you couldn't possibly approve.
...and by the same token, if I get stuck in Madagascar...
Thanks, pal. I'll be watching.
When Johnny comes marching home again
Well, we gotta scram now. Swinging session.
We won't let them. Won't let them.
To what do you attribute your continued success, Mr. Cohan?
I saw your show tonight. Not bad.
That depends just on when you saw me last.
To win our fight for liberty And now they've taken France
Well, uh, that's rather old, isn't it?
Send the word over there
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