Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I'd settle for his age.
By a pair of roguish eyes
...of sawing you in half.
It started with a very funny incident, about 60 years ago.
Over there
Never a man can say A word against me
That's one way of keeping them in the theater. Cohan does it with talent. Look.
That's what we'll do. They'll all hear from us, every one of them.
And, uh, I wouldn't worry about this country if I were you.
...and by the same token, if I get stuck in Madagascar...
Well, we gotta scram now. Swinging session.
Well, uh, that's rather old, isn't it?
Will ride the pony, Yankee Doodle English derby day
Right again!
Here.
Well, I'd prefer to have these flowers speak for me.
You know, one from four leaves three.
...but right now standing here in your presence, why, I hardly...
O say can you see
Cohan.
He just stopped at the water cooler.
Which proves, gentlemen, that you have no ear for music.
Left foot.
Probably the biggest forest fire ever put on the stage.
- Yes, sir. What can I do for you? - I've got an appointment.
Well, I don't hear anything.
My publisher resents Cohan impersonating the president of the United States.
- Don't you think so, Mr. Dietz? - Yes, you have a very nice voice.
They're all yours, sweetheart.
Young lady, if you're gonna be trying out any junk like that...
...and on Broadway!
I saw your show tonight. Not bad.
Go, go, go, don't hold him back Let him go
But I love to park and hide there
You don't want to talk about it in front of Schwab.
Roller-skating on a night like this?
But how will everybody know that I'm the Mary?
To win our fight for liberty And now they've taken France
Oh, it's such fun, Mother, having cows and chickens.
"Wish you all my love...
Mary
Which seemed to softly say
You'd think my family would let me know.
For instance
Oh, oh, oh, oh
- They're producing Little Johnny Jones. - Oh, George, really?
We won't let them. Won't let them.
I was taken by surprise
I know, but I'm nervous. I'll go blank. I won't be able to remember a line.
You see what I mean, Fay? Heh-heh. Isn't he a card?
We'll make our bets And leave the rest to you
All right. Here it is.
Heh-heh. Dad, press the little button on the side and see what happens.
Larry O'Leary is me name
...for having presented anything of which you couldn't possibly approve.
Here's some more ties that you won't like, Jerry.
It's the best thing he's ever done.
Don't memorize that one. There's plenty all over town.
A-stix a-nix hix pix
- George M. Cohan. - How do you do?
To what do you attribute your continued success, Mr. Cohan?
Listen, squirt, any more interference on your part and you'll be blacklisted.
- Well, think we should? - I don't know.
This reminds me of my family
How we hate to see you go
Thanks, pal. I'll be watching.
Besides, I've got a run-of-the-play contract. Fine time to make lame jokes. Hmm.
When they look at you singing that song and then look at me looking at you...
Oh, where could you find another?
I can't forget how Lafayette Helped give us our first chance
To old Broadway
- From now on, this is your seat. - Oh, thank you.
...of the people...
At the dancing you have yet to learn
He didn't send for us. He's come here to see us.
Long before the fashions came
All is for the best, my daughter.
So I wrote a legitimate drama, very deep and very significant.
Send the word over there
George!
- I don't think so. - Mmm. No, sir. Who sang it?
We've had good times together.
Excuse me. I beg your pardon. I didn't realize who you were. Come in.
I told her Uncle Teddy I wouldn't run for president
I used to be known as "Venus on wheels."
- Hmm? - George.
And there is something there
- We've been expecting you. - Thank you.
You should be very proud.
When Johnny comes marching home again
...I would like to see if you looked the same.
- For me? Heh. - You get your own birthday.
...with a new cyclorama and 2 carloads of scenery.
The sets were beautiful, George.
And that government...
...and they want us to play Des Moines the last half of the week.
- What'll your review say? - Car, sir?
Here, this'll give you courage. Charge!
Have you ever heard a song called, uh, "Give My Regards to Broadway"?
Produces his own plays, writes his own books, lyrics and music, plays the leads...
Oh, sure. Every one.
That depends just on when you saw me last.
That means I'm a star, and there should be a star...
Excuse me, can I get through here?
You're making room for the likes of me.
To the depot Then they came with me
- What do you think I've been doing? - Heh. Yes.
I still had Mary, a playmate as well as a helpmate.
You're a grand old flag You're a high-flying flag
You know how those big stars are. Temperamental and hard to get along with.
They'll know, all right.
You don't say so. We'll get you there in a jiffy!
When you leave New York, Philadelphia, Boston...
...even though I am a better actor.
- Oh. - Oh.