Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was a good Democrat even in those days.
The next 10 years rushed by like a circus train.
I do humbly apologize and ask forgiveness...
Maybe you're not quite ready for the big time yet.
Jerry, the time has come for George's first spanking.
Oh, George.
That's enough for tonight.
They're in the stretch, here they come He's falling to the rear
- ...they'll know. - Oh, George.
We'll give your regards To old Broadway
His old one's so loud, you can hear it right through his coat.
...and drinking champagne out of your...
You're the emblem of The land I love
Positively a riot.
A Yankee Doodle Do or die
- Yeah, a few. - Like what?
Mr. Harris, George has just written a new song for me to sing in his show.
...that from now on you'll always be a good boy.
...my mother thanks you...
- Don't open that now... - You haven't written me a letter in 20 years.
...because those kids got you all worked up.
- What's your name? - Mary.
You've been dishonest.
We'll be billed as we should be: The Three Cohans.
Hey, Jerry, did you see the way they're billing you in Waukegan?
Hold that pose. We want to show it to our legal department.
When I was courting Eleanor
But it was Mary
She's my Yankee Doodle joy
In the ways of the people and things
- Nothing the matter with my arteries. - No, not right now...
Now we've really got something to worry about.
- Papers? What papers? - What...? What papers?
It's easy, very easy
In show business we call that a piece of pie and a glass of milk.
Don't print it It's strictly off the record
Have offered Johnny anything To keep him over here
Yes, you see, my brother's writing some new material for us...
But you've got to remember, Fay, we're having a tough time...
- Three Cohans. - Mm-mm.
Way down south in the land of cotton
And he's lived to see his son an American institution.
- Did you make a speech? - Mm-hm. I thanked them for us.
Oh, I am proud.
I'm always as young as the people I'm with...
- No, you'll never be able to stand it. - Hardships and physical strain?
Josie, get the cheap makeup off the table.
Just as Mr. Doodle did By riding on a pony
Bring down the curtain!
- Is she all right? - She's doing fine.
Maybe I've never told you before, but no son ever had a better dad...
- May I? - Why, of course.
- He's got influence with Miss Templeton. - You talk to him, and I'll tackle Templeton.
It has a direct bearing on my sending for you.
I think I might like it, Mr. Cohan.
We're giving you our two weeks' notice, George. Heh.
Hit your lights and keep them on the singer until the others come.
Larry O'Leary is me name
What a wonderful girl you are
A real live nephew Of my Uncle Sam
Look at the condition of this room.
I feel as though I've known you for years.
But what about the libretto? It's a grand story, isn't it?
- Real piece of acting there, Georgie. - You're going places.
...and what's more, as for those songs of yours...
Five-thirty. We'd have done eight shows by this time in Buffalo.
But should old acquaintance be forgot
You have girls up your sleeve.
Wandering day by day
The Yanks are coming
...half and equal.
My future husband helped me pick it out.
Come in.
Yes, but it's my voice.
I can't understand it.
We opened in Brooklyn. Heh-heh-heh.
Look at him rear, he's broken line He's simply wild to run
- What do you say? - Well, seeing that he arrived...
Let's see how tough he is!
Everybody doubled in brass. Dad walloped the bass drum.
All right, you write a bad play. The only thing to do is forget about it.
Pass that goulash down to this end of the table.
...Of all the loud, vulgar flag-waving.
Diamonds glistening all around And style enough to kill
It's to jail you're going, me boy!
He's got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart
Well, ahem, that's very wise. I mean, being 18 is very wise.
To be proud her boy's in line
Sure. I understand.
Whenever we get too high-hat, too sophisticated for flag-waving...
...and you folks gathering a few crumbs in the tank towns.
I've been here since 2:00 this afternoon, trying to get up courage to come backstage.
Dad seemed content with the sticks, but I was straining at the leash.
Foy won't retire till he's 90.
I will be down the street watching a musical comedy.
...when my little sister Josie made her entrance.
"Yankee Doodle."
Proud of all the Irish blood That's in me
That's why most of them never amount to anything.
- A lot would like to shoot actors. - Save these telegrams.
Are you or are you not going to produce my play?
And only secondly does he think of the woman he says he loves.
But I have found a way Of dropping a hint
Hmm.
Nothing wrong with that, especially when the greatest actor is my husband.
If you've got a soul in ya
...but we want to settle down and raise a family.
Red, white and blue I am for you
Eddie, call Wallachs and find out what's keeping them.
All right, on the boat.
Keep your eye on that grand old flag
- Won't you read all that cleverness? - What makes you think I didn't?
All aboard
He's just mischievous, that's all.
Don't worry, Dad. I'll never do that.
Pretty good. There's a contract in my desk already made out.
We'll fight as we did before
Oh, Mr. Cohan, you're so old and so experienced in the theater.
Uh... You're sure there isn't some mistake?
- Even followed dog acts. - Must have looked like an encore.
I seem to hear them say
Now, that was a very sweet gesture.
What your father really means is you're too sensitive.
His family hasn't blackballed him.
No, but they should be ringing down just about now.
Do you, really, Mr. President? That's a long time ago.
Where'd you get those peepers?
But on the other hand...