Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What, you thought we worship the devil?
What the hell happened to you? I've been sitting here, calling.
Look who's keeping lists.
Candy Loving on the cover, Dorothy Stratten centerfold.
I'm telling you, you want Nancy Botwin, not me.
Said a family member called and said he was taking over her care.
Wait. What is it? You're not thinking happy thoughts.
- Wait. What pictures? They're here? - No. I mean, maybe. I don't know.
I wanna go home.
You sit in my mother's living room...
- Thank you. - All right, we'll see.
He's a cripple with a doctor's note. I'm just keeping him company.
But it was great, you know? We loved it.
Why are you always such a prick to me?
My phone was fine, but I've been ignoring your calls.
Isn't he on a riverboat somewhere?
Check it out. It's snowing in SoCal.
The man set a town on fire.
That's the woman your father should've married.
So you never had a sexual relationship with him?
Dad once told me Bubbie killed the neighbor's dog.
Hey, Bubbie? It's me, Andy.
- Bubbie hates dogs. - I think she's gotten over it.
Well, fine, Len, you're a God among men.
...do you wanna combine them and get, like, a ginormous suite?
Oh, no, wait. We don't know for sure. Don't you have cousins?
All right? Will that make everyone happy?
What? Yes.
That's Rad.
Of course they are. Black guys never get arrested. But here we sit...
You should be so lucky. You can sleep on the couch.
Favorite color is green. Favorite animal is the Komodo dragon...