Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What if tomorrow Stan says he got his and I'm left out?
Yeah.
I'm 2,000 years old but I feel like I'm 28 again.
It looks as though Jesus really has come through!
Thanks a lot, Dr Mephisto! You're the best!
Cartman got his, then Kenny.
Ladies and gentlemen, here he is.
We can ask him anything we want, like,
Jesus, why does God hate me?
You will hit puberty when the time is right,
What the matter kyle. Nothing
It's the millennium, Father.
Your friends were bleeding a little bit out of their asses
Women Who Run with the Wolves book
Quiet, Kenny. The goddess lives in all of us and...
- Hello? - Dude, did you get your period yet?
I might not even get to be their friend any more!
Yea, 'tis my father, the creator.
What the matter kyle. Nothing
It plugged him up until he finally burst from the inside out
then there'd be no point in our existence.
before the New Year.
What the matter kyle. Nothing
Father, will you please reconsider and show up tomorrow?
Yeah! I could just say I got my period!
where people have gathered for a chance to see Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God!
Whoa, man.
by having you bleed out your ass for a few days every month.
For whatever reason people are starting to follow me again.