Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was going to give it to my brother for Christmas

- I loved it, it was great. You know that, Dawson.

Um, have you ever washed dishes before?

- Well, actually, we could use the help.

- Which means you haven't had your first makeup either.

- Well it is your birthday, isn't it?

- Oh, it is. Really. You should have said something... Happy Birthday.

stands a 90% chance of becoming pregnant within

I mean, as friends we fought constantly but it's different now.

In any given marriage you have about an 85% chance of infidelity.

I'm tired, that's all.

- Well maybe you need some more practice.

I think I'll never be as embarressed as I was today.

but don't you think you should get out and mingle and meet some new people?

- No. I was thinking Pacey's bogus dock party.

- It was amazing. Extremely talented. It's one of your many attractions.

How stupid, and putrid, and... it was awful. "

- You think you know everything about me Dawson?

But Dawson always made up something.

Um, in the outfit. Pretty and vulnerable.

- Quote. "I'm so sick of Dawson and his stupid horror movie.

- Dawson, boy-girl sleepovers are no longer within appropriate boundaries.

It's all about preventing teen pregnancy.

- What you don't know about me, Dawson, could fill a book.

- Any thoughts?

and monogamous out of marriage and

- Throwing a party.

portion of adolescent sex and contraception...

I've got to get back. I've got to try to talk to Pacey.

the guy who's failing biology, but now I'm a year older.

- I should be happy for them. I mean, I am happy for them.

- This is Charlie. The guy I was telling you about.

from here to Hollywood someday to tell me that.

Mitch and Gail have gone completely off the deep end.

- New York. I plan on moving there

and hide behind the bleachers and smoke em?