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'Hi, this is Boo. I can't come to the phone right now,
and they're just not talking about it,
- OK. Yeah! - They are so fucking tiny.
To fuck hamsters?
...but you did have to hear it.
And I need to tell her.
led you on.
Never wear padding, OK?
I deserve to be happy, I am allowed to move on,
You've certainly made this one very...
No, fuck you.
I'm happy for you.
It's why they put rubbers on the ends of pencils.
And sometimes I wish I didn't even know that fucking existed.
And, hello, good looking.
that's the very reason why they put rubbers on the end of pencils.
- Have you found your father yet? - Yes, I think he's by the coats.
I've read through your application form.
Go on.
Present. I'd love one of these on my floor...
Thank you.