Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My master approaches.

I meant with magic!

Last night, I had some grog with a guy whose hutmate is a barrel maker.

You never got to gloat, did you?

so I just cut arm and leg holes in a pillowcase.

You're an idiot.

And with the monster gone,

Thank you, Carol.

My name is Percival Cox. You're killing my friend. Prepare to die.

Does this hat make me look fly?

A condition in which the patient speaks in previously unknown dialect

But first, we must stop at the drugstore.

Were you guys able to get that C-Diff test I ordered?

Is that how it really ended?

Murphy's shift ended 20 minutes ago and he was still here.

You're both suspended.

You don't see me crying about it. So suck it up and spin a yarn.

due to severe brain trauma.

What about the maiden?

- God help me, I wish you could. - God help me, I wish you could.

That's not how I recall it.

I knew they just did that alternating words thing to bug me.

You seem like a nice enough guy.

Time to move on.

Hey, J.D. You keep wheeling them in, I'll keep wheeling them out.

Yeah, I get that.

You like it? I do it myself.

You do need to buy Sam some clothes.

What in the hell is going on?