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how to slow down.
and are now heading home.
Lotta soul, he said
Say again?
And rather than expel them...
for the altitude adjustments for the trip home.
MARTINEZ: Did Beck just insult me?
I can get the Hermes back to Mars by Sol 561.
Original pressing.
It's spinning on the long axis around a 17-degree precession.
Me trying to make a quarantine log, but realizing there’s nothing going on
I need more coffee.
We'll be inside before it hits.
Ooh, Waterloo
THE FONZ ON TV: What's everybody doing?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Waterloo
Step outside the Rover...
Let's skip to the bad stuff!
It's been moved.
But if something goes wrong...
Of course I'm afraid of a PR problem.
He's offline.
You've got to be shitting me.
Go ahead.
"but unfortunately,
When the dol amroth ...exists
Whoo!
plugged it into the Hab to recharge.
I broadcast pictures
I'm sorry, who are you? My name is Rich Purnell.
For a start...
A lot lighter. 5,000 kilograms lighter.
and we're in business.
Built to last the full Ares mission...
(SIZZLING)
Well, technically, Mars would be under maritime...
This thing here is five times stronger
I need you to verbally tell me whether or not to.
15, 20, 30, 35...
And luckily, I have the greatest minds
You can do that, right?
we start accelerating immediately
WATNEY: Sorry, what are you doing today, Martinez?
"When I was up there, stranded by myself...
Martinez, how long before take-off?
Some cat was layin' down some rock 'n' roll
Yeah, there's that.
When this is over, I'll expect your resignation.
(SIGHS) He can still eat the potatoes he has,
Bruce, your team's still on schedule?
Sir.
over satellite trajectories and orbital adjustments.
WATNEY: My chest hurts.
If I hack a tiny bit of code...
BECK: 68 kilometers?
Commander?
astronauts Beck, Johanssen, Martinez and Vogel...
Not a scratch.
We're telling you now because...
What the fuck?
Probably.
no more humans.
(STRAINING)
10... 9...
WATNEY: It's been 48 sols since I planted the potatoes.
I’m gonna have to AI the shit out of this.
Now, if I remember my training correctly,
LEWIS: And for the rest of you guys...
WATNEY: "Dr. Beck." And yes.
(ALL CHEERING)
I love it.
What good is a flyby
We have the opportunity to force their hand.
So for just me, that's gonna last 300 sols...
Okay, I hate every one of you.
You goddamn coward.
(GROANS)
It's 3142.
Let's assume Miss Park didn't miss anything.
Ja.
but in 29, they're much finer...
So I gotta make a lot more water.
NASA hates fire.
Let's take a look.
(ALL LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
have terrible taste in music.
"We have to take turns doing your tasks.
So that means I'm gonna be taking a craft over...
and now we're accelerating towards Mars.
MARTINEZ: Would it work?
TIMER CONTROLLER: Proceeding with the count.
How fast a relative velocity can you handle?
REPORTER: ...just how long Mark has been
Baby, this evenin'
Now, NASA is an American non-military organization.
MARTINEZ: Roger.
so we would never be stupid enough
What happened?
Can I borrow this?
Okay, we got 12 satellites up there.
Okay, he says, "They don't know I'm alive?
(YELPS)
(WHISPERS) Hey. Who's Rich Purnell?
We'll be 68 kilometers apart.
that I won't raise any objections...
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Oh, my God. (ALL GASP)
As you can see,
He's told us not to blow it
At Waterloo Napoleon did surrender
FEMALE REPORTER: Have the goals changed
Det bliver der ikke noget af!
And we'll cancel the inspections.
two, one...
Sympathy for the Watney family.
even though the crew must have thought I was dead.
This is Mindy Park in SatCon.
Oh, yeah
BRUCE: We're behind. Give me a number.
(MACHINERY POWERING UP)
VOGEL: Accepted.
"and hit it as hard as you can with a rock?"