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LEWIS: Can you disable it?
Hey There
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
3,200 kilometers.
using a thrust vector you can barely control.
Martinez will pilot the MAV remotely from the Hermes.
the mission to retrieve Mark Watney will be a success.
Lord of the Rings.
"Mark, please watch your language.
or "coquettish ingénue."
VOGEL: Go ahead, Commander.
But if my math is right, he's going to starve to death
Well, we may have some leeway.
Fuck you, Sony
to get a gravity assist and adjust course.
and burn it.
how that's gonna look with my spacesuit on.
This is Flight.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Leaving Airlock 1.
Flight, Guidance check complete.
We're gonna have to launch as soon as possible...
I know how to save Mark Watney.
I'd never know what the camera was pointing at.
Just me.
I mean, I like it a lot.
but we can't commit to a firm launch date
"Sincerely, NASA."
How bad is it?
Let's listen in to NASA making contact with Mark Watney.
MARTINEZ: "Just because I can.
(CONTINUES BREATHING HEAVILY)
is it aqua? is it aqua?
You ready?
And I've got all my love to give
MARTINEZ: Anything more than that and the MAV could tip.
TECHNICIAN: Mmm-hmm. Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
Whoo!
Mark dies if you don't.
WATNEY: It's time to start thinking long term.
This isn't a JPEG.
"If I die, I need you to check in on my parents.
It has been 6 days since I last used my bidet
helping me with this endeavor.
so that it can talk to Pathfinder.
Commander, I know you don't wanna hear this, but...
10 days are for tests and inspections.
This is space. It does not cooperate.
So I can make an alphabet.
Knowing my fate is to be with you
He hasn't changed course for 13 days.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
WOMAN: Lookin' for some hot stuff
And we can't shut down the computers
Yeah, you.
Give him a few minutes.
He's told us not to blow it
Heck, it'd almost be easier if you...
(FLUSHING)
I was petrified
God! God, God, God, God!
(BOY LAUGHING)
Their astronaut is going to die.
Good flight? Uh...
were all able to reach the Mars Ascent Vehicle...
I'll have to be there.
Do you read?
(BLOWING)
the size of a small van.
I have no way to contact NASA.
How many samples do we need, Commander?
(DEVICE BEEPING)
of the cost of a normal mission...
JOHANSSEN: Commander Lewis?
But then I spent so many nights
There's no subtle way to put this.
(BLOWING)
They deserve to know.
LEWIS: Grab a hold of him.
"to keep you fed until Ares 4 arrives."
WATNEY: Commander?
fine with this, given my present situation.
you shouldn't have left me for dead on a desolate planet.
taking the Rover2 out for longer
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
I can't let you go through with this.
Let's see.
I need to get on an airplane.
34...
So they're only doing that in the hopes
(EARS RINGING)
LEWIS: Beck, unhook me. I'm going after him.
BECK: She's grasping for anything.
Let's go up here.
TIMER CONTROLLER: Everyone in the ICC,
MITCH: We can't take that chance.
and they got a room full of people
tonight i'll be eating 89 mixed spices 90 quotrinta cups and a lime elevator from myst in dong khoi. tonight i'll be eating 8 sausage fingers 22 lemon tartlets a deck double and 77 lamb racks from wasabi country in nollamara.
Any bacteria that survived,
About two minutes, Watney.
ann waitr to reception please... ann waitr thank you.
We have plenty of time.
Obviously.
LEWIS: Nothing?
LEWIS: On my way. (BREATHING HEAVILY)
using nothing but a still-frame camera...
On a planet where nothing grows.
I know that's a surprise and I know
(SNORING)
(WHOOSHING)
They just keep repeating...
Let me get a few things out of the way, right off the bat.
if you're not in any country's territory...
So we do this together or not at all.
Crew made the decision on their own.
in the inspections phase?
(BEEPING STOPS)
did a short EVA and then drove for another two.
Well, if I can find something sharp in here...
not only for the men and women of NASA...
NASA TECHNICIAN 2: Communication lost. Stand by.
WATNEY: "Just because I can."
before the battery has to be recharged at the Hab.
You want to see what minimal calorie count looks like?
which means it takes 24 minutes for them
My friend just died.
so,yes.
Not that I 'm complaining. Yes!
But instead, what I'm proposing is...
Surprise.
waits 13 hours for them to recharge...