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WATNEY: Let's wait it out.
TIMER CONTROLLER: She's rock solid at this point, Flight.
reporting debris falling from the sky.
You're Mars.
(WHOOPS)
MARTINEZ: No. I can barely see the Hab.
I guarantee they will never send you back up here again.
Let's just hope this is a good idea, guys.
Knowing my fate is to be with you
It's a strange feeling.
But "Elrond"?
and to intercept the Hermes...
Somehow we have to have complex
I'm going to have to science the Sh*t out of this
Nice to see you.
(ALL CHEERING)
and Leather Goddesses of Phobos on her personal laptop.
we're gonna be off on our angle.
Hi, hello. It's Mitch. Mitch Henderson.
Johanssen, what's my relative velocity to Mark?
and our original project members.
So if we do nothing...
"Tell them I love what I do...
The smaller ones I'll reseed,
Pathfinder.
Pathfinder Map Pack Armada
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
VINCENT: Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Hi. Hey.
(LAUGHS) Should we alert the media?
SANDERS: Prove it to me.
It has been 4 weeks since Saal stopped serving Curried Chickpea Dip
(STRAINING)
If we can sparkle He may land tonight
He's well below target altitude.
It's just the way the orbits work...
The whole launch is 12 minutes...
Where the hell is he going?
you don't need a lot of streamlining.
We can crash-land on Mars.
But what about the Hermes crew?
He would have done the same for me. You know that.
It has been 6 days since I last used my bidet
Beck, pull us in.
He may be prone. We don't wanna step over him.
because I have a decaying
Constant communication is the hallmark...
to the Ares 4 launch site...
so moving around should be easy.
Hexadecimals.
42 meters a second.
Let's get on CAPCOM and ask her directly right now.
Begin abort procedure.
Okay, I hate every one of you.
with the simultaneous lateral vibration...
(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
MITCH: Problem is, Mark's right.
She could have forgotten to log the move.
If we use 75.5% of remaining altitude-adjust fuel...
JOHANSSEN: I'm on the way to Beck.
Watney is secure.
VINCENT: Mitch, we've discussed this.
some supplies to him next year...
you will have a lot of questions.
(WOMAN SPEAKING MANDARIN ON PA)
they banished them to a nearby farm,
We're talking to a psychology expert later to discuss...
without the front of his ship?
He told me Let the children lose it
Let's wait it out.
Hey, Vincent, nice to see you again.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
I need hot stuff
the infrared can't get through a sandstorm.
One big bonus
I can get by with about 20% of what we have left.
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
I'm gonna need a change of clothes.
Watney.
Can you connect this to one of our lighting panels?
It's a course maneuver for the Hermes.
LEWIS: That's an order, Martinez.
Martinez, what if we point our thrusters
Does he have enough supplies to survive?
my balls are frozen.
to see whether or not
BRUCE: So what? We either have a high chance
it lasted three times longer than expected in any...
Work the problem.
Well, if Vincent says so.
Great. I'll wave at you guys as I go by.
so it's possible that we missed something.
Look, I don't mean to sound arrogant or anything...
(KIDS LAUGHING)
Okay, I'm gonna start by stating for the record
No, lam not gonna "turn the beat around."
One good gust and we're tipping.
1.
We're funded for five Ares missions.
Amigo rayado Ten se te cayo
long before we can help him.
[17:37:45] Searge says: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
What's the intercept distance? Johanssen?
we were forced to accelerate our schedule.
LEWIS: Houston, six crew safely aboard.
A real dick punch!
What are the chances Mark can get it working again?
FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Pressure stable.
He's not even got to the bad stuff yet, Vincent.
three... two... one.
47 days to make this probe.
Mark drove two hours straightaway from the Hab...
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
We'd prefer to use a different adjective
Oh, God.
Waterloo, promise to love you forevermore
Which is why we buried it when we arrived.
What's the intercept range?
Commander!
I dug them up, being careful to leave their plants alive.
Because it's a secret meeting.
Hook me up.
JOHANSSEN: Velocity, 741 meters per second.
Bring our astronauts home.
I'm going to have to science the sh*t out of this sh*tter
Can you imagine what he's going through up there?
And to the entire world, really, so...
you've officially colonized it.
astrophysical engineering conversations...
No.
JOHANSSEN: Go?.
You're afraid of a PR problem?
I'm not risking their lives.
Great I’ll wave at you as I go by
It has been 6 days since I last used my bidet
We got her
Hello, this is Mark Watney, astronaut.
for the Ares program.
and indeed, for international space travel.
which changes our travel time.
"And that I'm dying...
I dunno.
Ares 6 could bring his body home.
Can we reduce?
(AIRLOCK HISSING)