Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"thank you for being my mom and dad."
That's Problem A.
LEWIS: Visibility is almost zero.
I got him. (ALL LAUGHING IN RELIEF)
Well, it depends how much fuel you wanna save...
In your face, House League
Commander, I got this.
You don't hear that every day, do you?
which is not a word that I take lightly.
He's nowhere near the Ares 4.
Four and a half billion years...
Back it up. Look at Rover 2.
So I gotta live for 50 days...
For as long as I know how to love
We can't except any refugees from Syria
to this lunacy.
Great I’ll wave at you guys as you go by
(CLEARS THROAT)
I colonized Mars.
Commander, you should come inside.
Everywhere I go, I'm the first.
"We Can Jettison Any Kind Of Landing System."
And we'll get Mark to wear his EVA suit the whole trip.
BRENDAN: Copy, Guidance.
New POC Rule!!
Johanssen, Jesus.
WATNEY: "Dear Martinez, Mars is fine.
LEWIS: Martinez, how does it look?
Is this the replica? TECHNICIAN: This is her.
We could wait it out.
(COMPUTER BEEPING)
We got her
Vogel.
According to the logs,
And by the way, physicists,
Okay.
We're tipping!
if I can't figure out a way to make contact with NASA.
Hey, guys!
(LOVE TRAIN PLAYING)
You're in a hurry.
Yeah. Mark has a tendency to tell them
(PANTING)
Watney!
Luckily...
You're bringing this up while Vincent is in Pasadena...
Whoo Whoo
We can jettison any kind of landing system.
So NASA decided a long time ago it's a lot easier...
He's 50 million miles away from home.
It should be Commander Lewis' call.
you keep leaving your channel open...
Now, you can either accept that...
(GROANS)
(LAUGHS)
one of the lessons was titled...
Engine alignment, perfect.
Not what he said.
So here's the cool part.
when exposed to Mars' atmosphere.
(STRAINING) Hold On, Mark.
Our surface mission here was supposed to last 31 sols.
roughly 50 days to complete.
Before we lost telemetry,
I need some hot stuff, baby, tonight
35, 36.
Just tell him.
Wake up.
Ahh! (THUDS)
and we had no choice but to abort the mission.
It actually only takes three days to mount the probe.
until the probe gets here with more food.
Do it.
MARTINEZ: Back to automatic guidance.
What attempts have been made
LEWIS: (SIGHS) Watney,
Right now, the world's on our side.
Your probe plan won't work. Too many things can go wrong.
"And it'll be hard talking to a couple...
yes beryl boozerrette? do you still bust your booze resulting from wetting yourself? not anymore but i try to avoid having a wet dream, but sometimes i've had a moment.
VOGEL: Johanssen? Yeah.
(TURNS OFF TV)
and longer trips each time.
We need to tell the crew.
bring that all with me.
It owns the Hab.
Hermes is off-course.
We have to remind our viewers
How can you not tell them?
I'm going to have to vibe code the Sh*t out of this
How you doing down there?
How are we going to handle the public?
"It's a lot to ask.
MISSION CONTROL TECHNICIAN: Proceeding with the count.
and you starred in those spooky alien films. will there be an aliens 5 at last your opptunity? so many problems with my athlete's foot probaly not. there won't be? probaly not.
Me trying to make a quarantine log, but realizing there’s nothing going on
Which is awesome.
"Yes. No."
I'm not gonna make it.
WATNEY: "Commander Lewis...
"remember that astronaut we killed
Which, by definition, makes me a pirate.
While his loss will be deeply felt...
Cheese. You do "cheese"?
He didn't load up the oxygenator
How do we make that decision?
Damn it.
Mmm-hmm. So with potatoes, 609.
Teddy. I'm the Director of NASA.
I asked for a photo, and what, he's The Fonz?
about the fact that I'm warm...
It's hard to say. We lost contact in '97.
in international waters without permission
GUIDANCE TECHNICIAN: Flight, Guidance.
Astrodynamics?
Ready to race to you
Grudgingly?
I have created 126 square meters of soil.
which gives Bruce and his team...
We'll take all the help we can get.
Promise to love you forevermore
It has been 6 days since I last used my bidet
and they can't until I'm on board the Ares 4.
WATNEY: Commander...
Okay, point the camera at "yes."
the relative safety of the Hab?
WATNEY: I know what they're doing.
I figured one of you guys
We're gonna have to science the shit out of this
Meteorology estimates that he'll be covered in sand...
"Don't Dig Up the Big Box of Plutonium, Mark."
Yes, I understand.
on my next transmission.
(VINCENT LAUGHING)
In space.
We believe that he's preparing for a journey.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Yes!
32...
WATNEY: So now that NASA can talk to me,
"fire makes everybody die in space" thing.