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Peter, dinner!
- You're mean. - I don't like you, Saggy Naggy.
Peter, for once, you're going to stay here and help around the house.
This is the greatest show in the history of television.
He was supposed to put the lasagna in the oven.
Can a fireman wear a hat?
Lisa Murkowski (R-Pa. -Alaska)
Oh, he's hurt bad. Someone call 911!
I'd rather watch paint dry.
This is Meg, she's shadowing me today.
It's easy for Meg to dissect a pig
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) You can stop having fun!
- Hey. - Hey.
Trade house keys, bang each other's wives?
. .
Mr. Griffin, you have a visitor.
Prescription... That just feels weird in my mouth.
Stupid game anyway
You're saved, sir. We're going to get you back to civilization.
I don't get it, can you build a house?
and I'm quite fond of ballet.
Peter, I'm not in the mood!
What? What are you talking about?
It’s a stupid game, anyway
I'd rather watch paint dry!
(LAUGHING) A bowling ball wearing a hat?
Yes, yes, yes to everything you're saying!
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) I guess.
Whoever did this, thank you.
That's not Stewie, that's a pineapple.
Kentucky is a state
You know I don't like that!
If I can kill 25 butterflies in a minute,