Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're both in college, and we consistently make the Dean's List.
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Oh, hi, Saggy Naggy.
Okay.
Well, I guess she thought it was a no-pies-in-the-face kind of neighborhood.
Hey, hey, hey, what the hell is all the commotion in here?
Hey, do you think Mother Maggie is married to Father...
is actually replacing The Bad Audio Basement Show.
Come on, it's good to have some alone time.
We're not doing anything.
One time, I tried out for Little League in my ballet shoes,
I'll tell you what happened.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. Yes, he can, I knew that.
Come on, Meg. You got to save him!
I can't dissect this pig, Mr. Kingman.
Can they demonstrate their sense of humor through hilarious replies?
(DISTORTED) And once the hot glue dries, your birdhouse will be complete.
Well, you're clearly a bright young lady.
Peter, l'm only asking you to do your share.
Okay, how about you, Meg, how are you doing?
"walked into Home Depot,
What's this?
(ALL SCREAMING)
Do you like pie?
Don't answer that. I gave out that number under duress.
KIDS: Good morning, Mother Maggie.
What the hell are Lee Logs?
and l've used several public bathrooms in the interim!
Right, frat house?
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Never mind with "hi!"
Take it yourself with U-Haul.
(SINGING) Kentucky is a state
I think it's prescription.