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Has anyone ever told you you're kind of a Blair?
-No. I'm just kidding. -Hmm?
It's okay to feel whatever you're feeling, sad, angry, defensive--
[sighs] I'd have to look.
-[girl on TV] I would. -Ooh!
Yeah. I mean, in a way, her life is sadder than all of ours.
It's true.
And nothing like that is gonna happen to me, okay?
All right.
I know that it must be hard for you to be alone in that big house without Steve.
[Jen] That's good.
I'm so sorry. Please. Please, please let me explain.
I mean, like...
♪ Wash our sins away in the tide ♪
♪ You're the light ♪
psoriasis.
-Fuckin' Tootie. -She had her eyeballs diluted.
Fuck, yeah, Linda. Thank you.
Hi.
[wailing]
♪ Just take along my love with you... ♪
Oh, I used to have an accent.
According to my business partner, Christopher, my anger is an "issue."
I mean, it's-- it's fucked up, you know, but...
Wow.
Okay.
just because I'm a 41-year-old barren woman
Wow, that's very generous.
Because you have issues.
♪ Forget your troubles Come on, get happy ♪
-[inhales sharply] -[Wayne] At your own pace.
I don't know why. I wasn't trying to pull anything or to hurt anyone.
Hello?
[sighs]
[Jen] Good evening.
-Well, you're allowed. -So are you, Judy.
-Is it too late? -No.
that you lied about Steve.
Oh, my God.
...about you.
I should have never come here.
-No. I... -Guess Kate and Allie are having trouble.
You should ride that wave and go to sleep.