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♪ We're heading 'cross the river ♪
For what?
Like that.
I mean, unless that was his ghost who answered the door last night,
Like, on some of my stories, I might have exaggerated a little,
God, I used to love this show.
♪ Shout hallelujah Come on, get happy... ♪
But if you ever need a real estate agent, just...
especially about Mrs. Garrett being drunk.
Tyler's dad die? Rick. That guy's a twatwaffle.
You're alive.
-You're tired. -Oh, yeah.
I should have, but I didn't. I don't know why.
Hey.
but he's... he's not using it. Um...
[sobbing inconsolably]
♪ Shout hallelujah, come on, get happy ♪
Well, then what are you worried about?
[yawning] So fucked up.
[chewing noises]
What's wrong with you?
But it makes you feel better?
How did I not know that? You don't sound like you're from Brooklyn.
So, this is where you were whenever we would talk on the phone, huh?
And I'm not gonna take pills.
-But I need something-- -Facts of Life is on.
It's really hard.
But you're welcome to.
I didn't mean that in a bad way. I think gay is beautiful.
This is, uh...
-♪ Don't worry, baby ♪ -♪ Everything will turn out all right... ♪
Is Judy here?
-[both giggling] -Yeah.
Um...
No, no, no. I guess I just mean where do you live?
-I honestly don't know. -I like it.
[sobs]
I'm not worried something's gonna happen to you.