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-But I wanna be with you. -I know.
Thanks.
♪ We're going to the promised land ♪
Yeah, I always thought he had kind of a JFK Jr. vibe.
it messed me up a little bit.
Oh, no.
Sorry.
No, I really do.
Yeah. I lost my fiancé eight weeks ago.
[gasps for air]
♪ Get ready for the judgment day ♪
No? And he's like...
Seller's market.
maybe it's easier to lie about that than it is to...
Do you do this a lot?
-Seriously, fuck you. -Why?
♪ You make me sick ♪
And then to find out that there's just something that's broken inside of me...
You and a cute gay guy?
Would you...
Well, you get that dish back to me whenever you can--
I just don't want you to be alone.
-You have no idea. -Yeah, well, I have them, too.
-Who are you? -I'm a Tootie.
Oh, I'll bet. [chuckles]
I mean... there are healthier ways of channeling it.
I'm tired.
I mean, not naturally, anyway, but...
Well, you haven't been on the receiving end of it.
[Jen] Here?
No, just every time I see a person-sized dent in the front bumper of a car.
I'm really sorry that I said you didn't belong.
-Did you get it? -[phone chimes]
What the fuck? Huh?
You don't belong here because he's not fucking dead, Judy.
-You're a good hugger. -Aww.
-Such a Jo. -Yeah, man, I'm a piece of work.
I'm Judy.
-I might. -Okay.
-You have to wait till I'm asleep. -Mm-hmm.