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I've decided that the only way for me to live a life with dignity
I live in the Times Square Ball, and I have a dog and a butler?
Off to a great-- No. Something's wrong.
Johnnie Lee's pants stay magnetized to the seat,
- but make it sound bad, I guess. - What are you talking about?
Yes. Exhibit A: Marty Sneeze Cheese, who sneezed Cheetos dust everywhere.
We're moments away from
- with their butler, Dadsworth. - [Cole] Wow!
and I was gonna build my passion project, a free bean restaurant for poor people.
♪ Leaving his past ♪
Please don't feel butt. Please don't feel butt.
looking for rich people to rob so they can buy beans for the poor.
Crap. Sorry. You're such a Cole.
- Look, Cole, I-- - Cole? Who's that?
- [Bitsy] Let me see your hands, outlaws. - [all gasp]
Johnnie Lee felt the eyes of every person in that stadium turn toward him.
with a metric butt-ton of money and gold traveling thisaway and--
What? You almost named me Johnnie Lee Tillerman?
♪ Yeah, when your bottom falls out You still show up for the play ♪
Best life ever!
♪ Calling places, calling places Showing your face 'cause ♪
Schmellen's also good at whistling. She's from carny folk.
until their mid-play costume change, when Cole's belt wouldn't buckle.
I-- I just can't tell you the code.
So you should probably just stay Cole. The end. Case closed. Great job, Dad.
Ahhh!
you'd become a famous motorcycle daredevil.
♪ Yodel-ay-hee ♪