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I think that guy was just president,

Funny you say that. I did

because that's what comedy is now.

my husband's reputational carpet, if you will?

Well, there is one other way. No, we can't.

Well, my reputation is everything to me.

how Catholics feel after confession.

Sucks, sucks, sucks.

Don't take it personally.

Leave me alone. I'm good with dogs.

My industrial-grade steam vacuum.

thinner than gas station toilet paper.

Uh, I think he came with the house?

I do... realize you only agreed

served over ice cold lump prawn.

BOTH: Dog park, dog park, dog park!

(keys jingling)

Yes, they're everywhere.

You don't know what I'm capable of doing.

Wait, who are they? I recognize these people.

I'm Homer Simpson,

Moving forward, we plan to sit back,

Who do you think funded this entire operation?

Sorry, we took a vote. It's too radical.

I can talk dogs with.

(indistinct chatter)

- Who does that? - Monster.

But that's impossible.

We don't take any Halloween mishaps more recent than that

everything will be erased,

So, we're kind of like a suicide squad.

- Wait, what does she look like now? - (click)

Rum raisin is a no, for any species.

Thanks for being honest about that.

So, I drafted you a heartfelt apology.

that you take a man who left his rescue dog

without being publicly shamed.

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