Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He locked the Dalmatian in the firetruck. Oh!

Dad, you forgot to pick us up.

Whoa, how could you, man?

Wait, I never had a handkerchief.

by writing the most genuine and inspirational apology ever.

It was deeply soul-searching

Homer, get them out now!

You're exactly kind of like a suicide squad.

Number six will shock you." (scoffs)

Once the scrub code is fully uploaded,

We need to be able to do some normal family things

who always forgets to turn off his camera and hit mute.

Okay, Homer, I think you've made your point.

That's our special thon.

(snorts) Who falls for this garbage anyway?

Some jerk left their dog in the car.

to abandon a dog in a hot Plymouth.

Get the keys. Get the keys.

Yes, Homer. All evidence of their misdeeds

THEO: Kirk Van Houten, aka "Juice Box Dad."

Good deeds! Good deeds!

like the most cherished creature in the entire universe?

about being related to me?

Let's go get you a reward.

What about all the people in there?

Everybody, out, out, out, out, out!

Sorry if you pee-pee babies were offended by something

When God gave man dominion over

Unfortunately, that was the only way

and to tolerance we say, "excellent."

Now, to post some before-and-after shots

that I will strive to do the right thing."

Watch who you're calling short.

All washed down with a tropical Tiki Passion Prawn-tini.

Yikes. That has got to be the saddest thing

to spend the rest of your life with me