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...on their way home to Connecticut this morning.
...telling the lies men tell women, and I can't find her.
-Actually I wouldn't even say plans. -No plans on a Friday night?
We find he already has one. Then he loses a wife.
Or at least she's got somebody's mother's eyes.
She's a sensitive, intelligent woman...
This is the list of man who wants more...
Smarten up, honey. Monsters aren't supposed to play hard to get.
-I'm going to find her a man. -A man?
It's not that I have trouble getting dates.
Look...
What about companionship and laughter, what about fun?
-I did it. -Did what?
-That's right. -...then find someone else for her...
Doesn't make a stink when you stay out a little late with the boys.
What do you mean, am I naked?
The real point is, Mr. Tupperman, why us?
-We do? -We do.
...I conducted a methodical search and came up with the best possible person.
No, I mean, what is it you wanted to tell us?
-I was just coming in. -I was just going out.
There's nothing to understand.
We're trying to help a man with his most important decision.
Whoa, back up, his wife?
-Hospital? -Funeral?
Molly, it's David and Maddie.
That's probably why she kept to herself like she did.
Me too.
Cousin Alan promised to leave us a key.
You don't know her. She's perfect for him. She'd make a wonderful wife.
Called because of stupidity.
-And may the better detective win. -You serious?
...to lose a few rendezvous, juggle a few jiggles...
-At the same time. -Shall we have a cigarette?
I looked for someone who could become the list...
Isn't that like young lovers, not to waste any time?
-Go on, Mr. Tupperman. -I don't know who this person is.
Molly.
She's definitely not a woman who ties men up for a living.
You calling about the ad? Please hold.
I just met her, David, she's only a woman.
Give it up. You've been caught with your pants down, jig's up.
-Found her. -Found who?
...had returned home from the hospital, maybe make it to the funeral?
Some big spender.
That one
...on the face of the planet.
-I'm dying to hear. -Just comes with the territory.
As a matter fact, that's the reason that I divorced my fourth husband.
-You mean, like, foreign? -Well, what else would I mean?
You know what? You seem naked.
-You haven't heard anything either? -If you mean, did Molly call, no.
Yeah. I-- I saw people moving around in here.
I was feeling happy, proud. Full of good feelings over what we'd accomplished.
-My strut? -Your strut.
All kinds of greens, spices, herbs.
...and $25,000 more once you've found her and brought her to me.
Molly, this is Agnes DiPesto. Ms. DiPesto, this is Molly Lewis.