Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Functional. Uninteresting. Past its prime.
-We? Me or thee? -Definitely we.
-Don't stare. It's not polite. -No, I'm talking about your strut.
We're helping Alan Tupperman make a choice to live with...
David, come look in here.
-What are you doing? -I just had a thought.
This is gonna seem a little unorthodox.
Why is it every decision, every thought, every ounce of behaviour...
...I was sitting with Alan Tupperman's perfect match.
Wait, correction, not just a woman.
...whose right is right until Mr. T finds Mrs. Right for himself.
You calling about the ad? Please hold.
-No Tupperman, eh? -No Tupperman.
Well, I don't see that at all. No, no, no, no, no.
...who could grow to be his dream.
...make-believe wife...
-Faster, faster. -I'm trying, I'm trying.
But a cousin of mine had it too. Answered her door before anyone rang.
We each find our own woman. I'll take the high road and you'll take the low.
What you wanna do is punch a pinhole...
I feel funny confronting him. Maybe we should call the police.
Because he is looking for a partner to share his life with.
-Obviously Stevie hasn't called. -Obviously.
Look at the bright side.
Gee, I feel terrible about this.
-...living a lifetime in one night. -I know that girl.
No Tupperman, no Mrs. Tupperman. What do we do now?
-There's a French film, it-- -French?
-I don't know what you mean. -Wait a minute. Neither do I.
You'd better run.
What are you so upset about? He's not even married yet.
The Color Purple. Made me blue.
...and we use them to help keep your beauty pageant clean.
Pimp
-No, no, no, no. -Well, I am.
What is this you're watching?
Oh, doctor! Doctor! I decided I like my face the way it is.
May I take a second to remind you our client was Mr. Tupperman, not Molly.
David, this isn't gonna work. We're not going...
We gotta do something to even up the odds.
-You're still full of crap. -So, what else is new?
We'll help someone get over one.
Think about it.
-We'll let ourselves out. -And took you to church on Sunday.
-Sorry to bother you. -As if that makes up...
A wife. He checked in under the name of Mr. and Mrs.
-It's okay, I love it. -Not now, David.
My address and phone number are on the top of that list.
See? I heard them say that they were...
-Really. -This I've gotta see.
Give us a call and we'll find out now.
Went to your house. Let ourselves in.
...business isn't what it was. You decide to cash in but you need a body.