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Because I stole it.
So what? You're a substitute.
Oh. Look who's up from the couch.
[whispering] Appreciate it.
You… You know your household items.
Cool. Are you talking to any colleges?
[pleasant music playing]
You robbed the Princeton rep? Are you insane?
What the hell happened to you?
-I actually do think I've got a-- -Devi, just walk away.
I've been practicing my spiel for the Princeton rep for months.
Hey.
My grandmother shared a bunk bed with me all through high school.
[sighs] I just--
I am the king of staying home during the day, weekdays,
Why admit this to me?
I like your outfit. You look like a little business lady.
No, I wanna discuss who you're choosing to spend your time with.
She would finally be face-to-face with the admissions officer
[Len] Look, I can't talk about this right now. There's somebody here.
Did Columbia offer you admission right there on the spot?
and I… I just thought I needed to say everything that I'm good at,
♪ That's enough about Good girls and bad girls ♪
I just need to grab a brochure from Princeton
Well, Fabiola, what are you thinking?
["Bad Girls" by Kid Francescoli & Julia Minkin playing]
Okay, so we're gonna be home alone for hours,
-[scoffs] -[phone vibrating]
Wanna go to the supply closet and boss me around later?
Hmm.
And, hey, maybe you should pick that trash up.
I would understand if this is a deal-breaker.
["Touch" by TENDER playing]
Can you see this concealer blob is hiding a hickey?
toward admissions
[exhales]
You're having your sensual hornissance. We love that.
[McEnroe] If you can't tell, Paxton was feeling a little insecure
[exhales]