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[door opens]
Power, leadership, innovation, domination.
I'm picking up groceries so I can make medu vadai, your favorite.
Wait. Why doesn't Ms. Warner think you're succ-sexy?
Uh…
It was more of a tote without a zipper or anything.
Yep, I can do that.
[sighs] Yeah, yeah, we're still not friends. I get it.
Red is totally your color, man.
Oh…
[scoffs] Wait, what?
No, um, I actually got a bunch of paint on myself when I was…
So, uh, can I get some Fritos?
I think Fab should apply early to an Ivy.
And now I have the power and the parking spot of a faculty member.
Oh, so you're just going to leave me here with Len? I don't even know him.
Yo, what's up, Mad Pax? Why you look all Fury Road?
and Devi was now a shoo-in to wow her Desi sister.
Yo, Devi, what are you doing? Aren't you supposed to be at your dork conference?
by the Bollywood movie playing in the store.
[sighs]
Ms. Warner, wanna discuss my plan of attack for the college fair?
What?
go…
[pleasant song playing]
[McEnroe] Don't worry, folks, you're not in an alternate dimension.
All right, I'll give you 15 minutes,
Oh shit.
Oh, I… I'm sorry, dude. I didn't mean to hit a nerve or anything.
Did you sweat through the first shirt? Happens all the time at these things.
-Was there someone else here? -Nope, just good old Len.
Your grandma should be home in about ten minutes.
Um…
But I heard somebody.
and I guess the pressure got to me.
[upbeat music playing]
Oh.
-Hmm. -It's hot.
Well, Princeton has a phenomenal robotics team.
-Wow. -Yeah. Turns out he's kind of the worst.
…college is where your life really starts.
-I haven't talked to the Columbia rep yet. -What?
Oh, welcome.
Okay, how about the elevator pitch?