Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, look, it's Nirmy.

Yeah, you can give me a high five for that.

All right, gals, it's game time. Let's get into that college fair.

[gasps] Ooh, University of Iowa. BRB!

ever since he overheard the new Hot Pocket calling him pathetic.

including Princeton.

who would decide whether she got into Princeton.

Those little punks used to worship me.

I'm at the top of all my classes. I'm president of eight different clubs,

I'll give you Saturday detention for the rest of the year.

Okay, so do I need to put, like, fake blood on myself, or…?

[McEnroe] God, look at him.

So congratulations on officially being real low status.

How many times do I tell you Margot doesn't want--

Miss Vishwakumar, walk with me.

[upbeat music playing]

Take that Fab, El, and Ms. Dubs.

Mmm, you're an assistant swim coach. I wouldn't call that a top-tier position.

Hi. What's your name?

and instead focus on the person who could decide the fate of her future.

Yeah, yeah, coming right up.

After all, for dorks like these kids…

What do you want me to do?

do you want me to slash her tires or, you know, key her car?

Oh, uh, yeah, I'm actually the captain.

Well, it was actually pretty easy because it wasn't really a purse.

♪ You backwards motherlover ♪

I see that you also got snubbed from the faculty trip to Margaritaville.

Really? 'Cause normally, I don't trust my natural personality.

You don't have to see the bid on household items.