Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't say anything you're going to regret Kathy.

Rusty, take care of Dinky.

Dr. Oz is a “dog killer”! Vote for John Fetterman

I found out long ago

Yeah. This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy!

Who her?? I don’t like her… She’s ugly

Say good-bye to the old gas-guzzler, Russ!

Better…… Check under the hood

Locked the door and notified the police. Stopped the newspapers.

Those are great Dad Quite down Russ

Oshkosh is closed The moose outside should have told you

No mead in this?

I know it's been a rough beginning.

You couldn't even break skin with that.

Tell me, what is going on?

This is no way to run a hockey team

Don't you kids knock anymore?

Pardon me, sir?

And you came back again

Besides, I got a great deal on this one.

Clark, I think this is the wrong exit.

I think you're all fucked in the head.

Say good-bye to the old wonder joint hot box, Russ!

Say good-bye to the old Mary Jane Hot Box, Russ!

You know, I think you're right. I don't think this is the car.

Kissing your lips of fire

I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper!

And you came back again

Jesus, it's only the biggest goddamn hole in the world!

Yeah, I'll pay for 'em.

Sorry folks, park’s closed moose out front shoulda told ya

Inside that Torino is my cousin, Jackie.

She breathed on me! A dead person breathed on me!

Sorry Folks, park’s closed for Amy’s birthday The Moose out front should have told you

...if you're thinking of taking the tribe cross-country...

Here's one you don't know.

I want to show you

I'm going to check under the hood.

Real exotic fruit flavor, Eddie?

I think the worst is behind us.

You Think You Hate It Now, But Wait Until You Eat It.

You are incorrect sir

Now, I owe it to myself to tell you, Mr. Griswold...

We can all be grateful for this man!

Forget it, officer. I'm not going to press any charges.

Has your father ever killed anyone before?

Sorry Folks! Hagrid's Closed! The Bees out front shoulda told ya.

And I use them a lot!

You’re driving me to thanksgiving

I love a parade

I'm going to have fun and you're going to have fun.

If we're not there by 10:00 a.m., we'll be completely off schedule.

Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?

Roll over, Dinky!

We can all be grateful for this man!

I know, I'm going for it, honey.

Rusty? May I call you Rusty?

I'll be right back...

Officer, whatever it is I've done, I'm sure I can explain.

For your information, Rusty slept in his underpants last night!

Eddie says after the baby comes, I can quit one of my night jobs.

Sorry Folks! Parks Closed! WoodPecker out front shoulda told ya!

Nothing to be proud of, Russ Seven minutes

Junior Pig Competition?

Or there will be a lot of explaining to do!

And he, he shouldn't even have a license to drive an automobile.

Trump should be behind bars !!

...without a major credit card.

Find a bush, Audrey

Sorry Folks! Ballet Parking's Closed The guy in the tutu out front shoulda told ya!

They went a lot haywire, if you ask me.

Rusty, pleasr don’t eat the truckster

Yeah! Don't die unless someone is home!

You think you hate it now Wait till he's re-elected

You won this trophy for raising a pig?

You think you hate it now, but wait until you drive it.

Pfizer, can I help you with that, please?

- Yeah, I bet you are too! - You said it!

Fuck yo momma!!!

I think there's something wrong here!

Never heard of no one so shit stupid as you You must have manure for brains

Sorry folks BGS is closed

So, did you bring your trade-in?

I've had some lonely nights

And I'll admit I cried sometimes

Well sir this is a damn fine deal in my opinion... You think it sucks now but wait till you're back on Active duty

How old are you, little one.

Marty Moose, Marty Moose, Marty Moose

I'm looking forward to a long drive.

You have to go.

I implore you, give her a break.

Just ask Laura’s mom for the money sean

Good shot, Audrey.

I think you're all fucked in the head

Dad, what river is this?

...and drove to Fort Lauderdale in my Austin Healy?

We buy his toys. We go to his movies!

To a renewed love affair.

I didn't mean any harm.

A thousand bottles of beer on the wall

...but Eddie wouldn't let her.

Clark and Ellen don't want to hear about problems.

Clark, will you listen to me?

Sorry folks Magnolia is closed

YOU'RE THE GOURMET, SKINNEEJAY.