Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There's one for everyone.

You don't have to have a credo, but...

I'm going to try, too.

Have you heard?

Well, not with girls. You think I was swimming with girls?

I'm so hungry i could eat a sandwich from a gas station

Honey, there's nothing in that luggage that can't be replaced.

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I have $6.13 to my name...

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Yeah, I'm really at ease in the water.

Never heard of no one so shit all stupid as you...

What's the problem?

Hey, yellow-belly! I'm talking to you!

Sweet little boy of mine

Okay, let's go!

Come on. How much?

What's the difference, as long as we get across the river?

I taken care of

I implore you, give her a break.

What do I owe you?

Lotso Huggin Bear

Eddy says I can quit XXX

Have a nice day.

I am trying to concentrate on the road!

I want to show you

You're tearing my flesh!

2024 is over. Moose out front should have told ya.

Okay. Here's $10.

Her hand touched me! She's stiff already!

Aunt Edna? Is she still alive?

Have you lost your mind? Where did you get that?

I don't think I was speeding. Was I weaving or something?

I was thinking of taking a detour to Liberal.

I'm not your ordinary, everyday fool. Okay?

Sorry Folk's Disney World's Closed Giant Mouse out front should have told ya!

Ray and Kevin I bet you could use a cool one

Come on, Russ. Shut it off.

We'll find a motel and start fresh in the morning.

The moose outside should have told you.

...with the C.B. and the optional Rally fun pack.

Thanks a lot. You've been a great help.

You think you hate it now, but wait until you drive

What an asshole

Cause you were out of my life

What do you mean bushed?

It's probably pretty stiff!

Clark, now just a minute!

Is that a real gun, Mom?

But then you called my name

Say good-bye to the old wonder joint hot box, Russ!

He probably kept up with you for a mile or so.

The Army cuts my disability pension.

Come on, honey, look at the mountains, breathe the air!

The bed was very soft.

What's the matter?

All of it, boy.

I'd better ask these fellows how to get back on the expressway.

We watch his program.

I should have taken an airplane!

Are you happy now, Clark?

it's all demons, fordo outside shoulda told ya!

I've already told you that I can't accept a check...

She came to help when Eddie ruptured his spleen...

Normie's always been flighty.

You won this trophy for racing a pig?

Goddamn it, anyway!

Sorry folks The world is closed

I planned very carefully...

I think it would be easier on all of us if you would just try to relax.

Sorry Folks! Hogwarts Express is Closed! Noseless Wizard out front should have told ya!

...big vacation, the whole family, Walley World...

Sorry folks, park's closed.

And I’m asking you why you didn’t insider trade?

I've been looking for it since we left. It's driving me crazy!

No, we are 12 with Aunt Edna.

Hi, Edna! Nice to see you again!

Good morning, Edna.

Actual footage of me explaining situation to the kids

And I thought I'd get a swim and loosen up the muscles.

And I French kiss.

We can all be grateful that this man was elected!

Ed, I'm not your ordinary, everyday fool. Okay?

sorry folks, mammoth kayaks is closed today and tomorrow

Nothing to be Proud of rusty 6 years

We pass a goddamn gas station every 100 yards for 1,000 miles!

You think you hate it now, but wait until you drive it.

you’re out of your mind

Why is it still running?

And I'm going to prove it.

He kidnapped me, Mr. Wally, but I gotta tell you...

I know I've forgotten something.

You can't wait, can you?

I haven't had a chance to talk to you, man to man.

Look at him. He can't wait.

When I was a boy, just about every summer we'd take a vacation.

If I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver...

It is very late.

Sure Tampa… how much do you need us to win by

Spare me, Clark! I know your brand of family fun.

It's only the biggest damn Vehicle in the parking lot

Where are you going?!

Don't drink yet!

I usually borrow them on these little inspection tours of mine.

Dad, we must’ve sprayed 20 yards today

This is so dangerous!

Did I put the timers on the living room lights?

No, they don't close Florida

Defense contractors in budget meetings with congress

Who's the moosiest moose we know? Marty Moose!

I never heard of no one so stupid as you driving off that road.

Vicki, don't be offended, but being a farmer is not too cool, you know.

There you go, out of your way.

Okay, Audrey. Thank you, Audrey. That's just great.

Honey, will you check the mileage, please?

Clark! What are you doing?

Have you ever bopped your Boopie?

Kissing your lips of fire

The holiday party just wont be as fun.

Dad, this is not the car you ordered!

That guy was a crummy Wyatt Earp! He's wearing jogging shoes!

I've only been a man a few days, Dad.