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I'm asking you, how much do you have.
But we're so far away, Clark.
I'm sorry. I feel terrible.
I'm going steady.
Could you, maybe, spare a little extra cash?
Kristi Noem
We haven't done this in a long time.
ABOUT PAUL BUNYAN TAKE US BILL JOHNNY APPLESEED
Did you hear now...
You know, stop at all the stupid sites and look like a fool.
Dad, is that made up? It sounds made up!
Holiday Road!
It's been a long drive.
What do you need my address for?
Come on, Mom. It'd be real easy for Cousin Normie to find her.
Who wants Kool-Aid?
Remember what we did in the car?
130 yards
What's the difference? It was fun anyway.
What's the difference? It was fun anyway. Let's have a drink.
We're on our way to California in the morning...
I wonder if you could tell me how to get back on the expressway to Brunswick
Hi, honey.
This is the new whirlpool gold select cold master
...without missing any of the good stuff along the way.
Stay in the car! It's hot and dangerous out here!
Exhilarating!
They're very nice cups.
Sorry folks BGS is closed
Because getting there is half the fun! You know that!
Except for Aunt Edna.
Take it easy Rusty.
Sorry Folks! Hagrid's Magical Creature Motorbike RIde is Closed Big Giant out front should have told ya!
It’s nothing to be proud of, Rusty
I own the whole chain, nationwide.
SORRY FOLKS - STOP & SHOP IS CLOSED! SORRY FOLKS- STOP & SHOP IS CLOSED!
You were the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas.
Good talk, son.
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark.
She should be behind bars
you have plenty of chargers at home. buy some airpods.
Roll ‘em up!
Nothing to be proud of, Mary Kay $57M a year
Due to ,Coronavirus The Parks Closed.!! The Moose Out Front Should of Told Ya.
...fit.
Park's closed for two weeks
Go take care of Aunt Edna. I'll take the leash.
I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper It does just fine by itself
I’m gonna need a little more than that sir.
We like to send out a mailer
Taxi. Taxi!
This is our first gun.
TOP CLIPS
SOrry FOlks fall break is cancelled
Disney World 2024 So much fun
Rusty's licking his hand and touching me with it
The Moose says you're closed. I say you're open.
lets go brandon
First one here!
Well, I'd stay if I weren't married, but I am.
Russ, come here a minute.
COULD YOU MAYBE...SPARE A LITTLE EXTRA SAND DOLLARS?
Excuse Holmes? Freeman for Jones? Man, fuck yo momma!
Honey?
When you say you love me...
I've had some lonely nights
Sorry folks, Colorado’s closed! The governor should have told you before last night!
why wot won't wou wwim
They Do Now! COVID-19
I think you're all fucked in the head
We made it!
Sorry folks, borders closed. trump president now
Honey, you don't have to prove anything to me.
Ah, what's the difference? It was fun anyway.
Sorry Folks, Parks Closed The lines out front should have told ya.
I don't think you'll find the Grand Canyon on this road.
All he'd have to do is look for the buzzards.
.
It's nothing to be proud of, Rusty.
Rusty, behave yourself!
I don't like to talk about it.
I'm sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.
It’s all taken care of.
This is a damn fine football team, if you want my honest opinion.
You think you hate it now but wait until you drive it
Commish … They don’t close Florida!
Sorry folks parks closed, the mouse out front should’ve told ya
What do you think?
Shut up, sir!
Praise Mr. D!
No! Sit, sit! Roll over! Heel!
Holiday Road!
Move out of your seat and I'll split your lip!!
No, he wasn't, Mom.
I want you to ask yourself one thing.
It's a public... business... summer inspection...
Dad is that made up? That sounds made up.
about $3000
It's just beautiful!
it's all demons, fordo outside shoulda told ya!
Sorry folks, Rec Center's closed Sorry folks
Vicki, can I help you with that Kool-Aid? Please?
I found out long ago
We like to send Out a mailer
Hello, officer, what's the problem?
"SMOKING HOT COCK", COMPUTER
Clark? Under the circumstances, I would rather we just go home.
Yeah!
Instead of always having to latch onto someone else's.
...and you'll see a Torino with no wheels on it.
Good boy.
Let's not get into that again, sweet pie. Please?
Dad, you must've increased requests 123%!
It's her turn.
You know I'd really appreciate it.
Sorry Folks. Fast and Furious Closed Bald Guy out front shoulda told ya!
Well, I’ll tell ya something. This is no longer a drive by
Here's to a very relaxing vacation.
We're closed for two weeks
Sorry Folks, No Biscuit Sales Tomorrow
Because getting there Is half the fun
Well, am I gonna eat or am I gonna starve to death?
I'll bet you are.
You know, I've never told you this.
Watch those freeways!
I just spent $500 on four bald tires and a tow!
Jesus! I'm going to die!
They flattened our old car like a pancake.
Take your cousins out back and show them your worm farm.
You can then keep $700 for doing nothing more than acting like a total creep.
Ellen, please, let me do the driving.
Oh, no! You can't put her up on that roof!
Fifty years
Dad, this is not the grid you ordered
I guess I can buy that, sir.
DEB PHIL
Why don’t you just asked her for the money Sean?
Sorry IFMC FALL BREAK iS CANCELLED
...to clean and repair America's favorite family fun park!
Mockingbird, tell me, everybody
All of it, Boy.
I don't have time to play around.
She'll take it out on me.
I'm very sorry, sir.
The Wagonqueen Family Truckster.
We don't know any of your songs!
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie?
No way. Let's go, Russ.
Anyway Mr. Wally, I went on all the rides...
Due to Social Distancing, The Parks Closed.!! .The Moose Out Front Should of Told Ya.