Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When we got here, to Roy Walley World...
I'm just going to get some sporting goods.
I'm not tired. Are you kidding?
Well, am I going to eat or starve to death?
Helper's getting cold.
Audrey?
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOURS, MEMPHIS?
Oh, no, that's a waitress. No, I was just ordering in.
How much is it?
Do you know what I want to do?
And I can get you the LG there’s no problem there.
Hawaii?
What? Are you kidding?! This is a Magnum P.I.!
I know you'll enjoy this. I've worked out the whole trip on the computer...
Rusty, stop playing with the dog and come and eat your lunch.
do you like that fleshlight?
Okay, let's go. Come on, Edna.
But you don't call
I got it! Here, hold on to these.
Does anyone know about it?
I stay at home at night
I like the part where you go really way up high...
He can't even sit on the toilet some days.
The idea of a family vacation is to be together as a family.
Sorry Folks, winterpaloza cancelled.
Take it easy, Rusty.
We made it dammit! We made it!
About $52,000.
.
We can't leave her on the patio!
Oh, Clark, this tent smells.
So is Florida closed now Mr Wally
Holiday Road!
A mockingbird
Fifty years
Dad, you must've increased requests about 123%!
If you were me...
You say i fucked up. i say you fucked up...
I'm sorry to all these people.
Married? You mean those people I'm with?
All right, that's enough, Russ.
Say good-bye to the old Mary Jane Hot Box, Russ!
And, at the end of the day, when the lot's all full...
Go do your own front.
Sweetheart, do you hear that rattle?
What for?
The moose out front should have told ya
They better. We're going to run out of gas.
wo wo wou wind wf w wit wown
I had to sit next to Aunt Edna last time. She smells like mothballs!
No, sir.
That's the St. Louis Arch. The Gateway to the West.
It looks as though you've really got your hands full.
Why not? Don't you swim?
wou woo
How much you got?
What it is, bro'! We're from out of town.
Who wants to see the TripTik?
Tough little mutt.
Well am I going to eat? Or am I going to starve to death?
I’m so hungry, I could eat a taco from a gas station.
Sorry Folks, World is closed But Marigold is open!
We drove 2,460 miles, just for a little Roy Walley entertainment.
It's the bed. It will slow down in a second.
Be quiet!
And if that diamond ring don't shine
_
The Moose out front shoulda told ya!
You think you hate him now….
We're not really violent people.
Well, am I going to eat or starve to death?
When Liberals call for more lockdowns Floridians be like
Good talk, son.
No.
What happened?
If you wrecked the pants, you'll pay for them!
50 years
Kids, remember when I asked you where you wanted to go on vacation?
Boy, I sure am bushed!
Come in the house, Ellen. I've so much to tell you.
That price includes scenery and wildlife fun
Put on a happy face for me.
When they close a road they put up big signs.
Watch what you say to our bartender. He's ornery.
Don't let your mother smell that beer on your breath.
Sorry, folks, park's closed.
...and she's been here ever since.
Say good-bye to the old Mary Jane Hot Box, Russ!
Don't touch!
It's just the way she is.
...hold up a McDonald's, and drive us a thousand miles out of the way...
I'm glad you liked it. Now, what's happening?
Yeah. I'll be right there.
I've been there many times.
We're not lost!
But then you called my name
Roll them up!
"The price includes scenery and wildlife fun"
lets go brandon no fuck joe biden
Guess what, honey? This person here was...
Say good-bye to the old wonder joint hot box, Russ!
Now I'm glad I did.
...and it was closed down...
Go back to bed.
It's just a BB-gun!
We're closed for 2 weeks
it's all demons, fordo outside shoulda told ya!
But don't worry about her. She whistles like a bird and eats like a horse.
Aunt Edna!
You're a pretty bright little guy.
WAITRESS!
Why don't you just ask Jim for the money, Boopie?
WHY WO WO WHE WAR WND WET WHE WATHING WUIT WUMP WIGHT WN
Here he is, Uncle Clark, all walked and everything.
Sorry Folks! HHN Closed! The Doctor with Mask out front should have told ya!
Let's go, come on! Where is Edna?
Why go home and eat normal food? Just eat some dirty pizza crust off the sidewalk.
Okay, we'll wait. I'll find the best one on the road.
I'm proficient in many strokes and I dive.
The trampling of feet, I love the beat I hear of a drum
M-A-R-T-Y
Well, am I gonna eat or am I gonna starve to death?
But when I asked my kids...
Maybe we can try it some other time.
He must have manure for brains.
Ok Ok
You know what?
Where is it coming from?
No.
For what amount?
You're driving me To Phoenix!
She can't catch a cold now, Mom!
They didn’t use mud They used sod dad
It's a shame you're married.
Kids, are you thirsty?
Well, I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation!
Get in the car. I'm just fixing the license plate.
My favorite credo...
I'm Russ Lasky. I met you at the summer picnic last year.
Ew! Ew! Ew!
Roll ‘em up!
Walley World, here we come!
Would you fill that out?
Sorry Folks, SCADA's Closed
It's beautiful!
Thank you.
Sure.
...we'll be the first ones to get out, too!