Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, no! The Sportswagon's much too small.
Sorry folks, Israel's closed
Stay!
To Grandmother's house we go
Five dollars.
Why go to the car and get the bathing suit? Jump right in.
- Come on! - The water's very...
I never heard of no one so stupid as you driving off that road.
But it is a shame.
...and tell them that we won't be in until tomorrow afternoon.
I thought you were going to say you worked for the CIA.
woney
As a matter of fact, I could've been in the Olympics.
Come on, get in there. Let's go, huh, kids?
I was laid off when they closed that asbestos factory.
Appetizing, yummy love...
Do you have Pac-Man?
Without her Social Security, we'd never be able to live like this.
When they close a road they put up big signs like this one
Roll ’em up!
Audrey, you're next.
Hey Kids, Are you Thirsty?
Yes.
Sorry folks, Rhodes are closed.
I never heard of no one so stupid as you driving off that road.
Here is Captain Stenwick and Sargent Ruffles. Well, according to the offical report a young Maori responiding to the name "Baowpa" was reported missing yesterday, no one saw or heard anything regarding this incident.
...to have their vacation!
Never seen someone so stupid They spend one third of their budget for someone else
Sorry folks, park's closed. The moose out front should'a told ya.
I think you’re all fucked in the head.
It’s nothing to be proud of, Rusty
We should call Catherine and Eddie...
But Roy, can you imagine how your kids would have felt if you got to Florida and it was closed?
Can I do your back, honey?
I hope you understand! Have mercy on his soul!
'E' is for everything you want to be
Due to Social Distancing, The Parks Closed.!! The Moose Out Front Should of Told Ya.
Man, Fuck Unions
sorry folks, florida is closed. The alligator at the border should of told ya
What does Yolanda think of your business practices?
Do you like that girl?
Dad, he bites!
You look so young!
Hell! Then we'll drive her to Cousin Normie's.
The moron knows we're coming, and he isn't home.
How are you, little fellow?
Sorry, folks, New Orleans is closed. The pelican out front should’ve told you.
I called to get the grass cut.
It could put a lodge under the skin and cause a bad infection.
This is for you, Clark.
'S' is for super-swell family glee
We made it, d@mmit We made it!
I'm way ahead of you, honey.
I Think You're... All Fucked In The Head
And if that mockingbird don't sing
Little boy sweet, little boy sweet
You wouldn't know a good time if it came up and bit you!
You didn't have to buy me a gift!
Dad wasn't speeding.
Yeah, Dad. This is great.
Good to see you, Mr. Griswold!
Rabbit Killer!!
You're sweating!
you have crap for brains you have crap for brains
Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?
No, I'm asking how much the repairs are.
Clark!
Eddie says I can quit One of my night jobs
Oh, fuck it!. Its just like watching the 1990 defeated Shawnee Indians
Are you serious? Is this really our car, Dad?
Sorry Folks! E.T. Closed. The short wrinkling brown guy out front should have told you.
He owes the Griswolds, right?!
is this your idea of a good restaurant, DOG HUMPER!!!?
DOG KILLER!!!
Clark? What are you doing?
Come a little closer
I took the whole clan to Florida one year.
I don't give a frog's fat ass who went through what.
Have you ever bopped your baloney?
Eddie, you shouldn't have.
Holiday Road
Unzip it.
That's my credo!
Really.
How can he do this to Mom? They'll probably get a divorce.
It's a quest for fun.
It's cold! Jesus! Fuck!
Now what have we done?
What's that noise?
What an asshole!
When work asks for your Opinion on a matter
I'm being practical. If we drove straight through...
You went a lot haywire, if you ask me!
I think you're all fucked in the head.
Sorry folks, Arnold Rec Center's closed. The Moose
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Stinky Dinky!
We know she deserves better than this...
I had a bad experience on this ride once before.
You like the disguise?
Ten working days!
Okay, bow your heads, bow your heads.
Holiday Road
I am going to have to hike down the road to find a service station.
Hot! Hot!
Sorry folks, Italy’s closed
Go on and open it.
JoAnne, this is your cat
Audrey. Yeah.
HOW I FEEL ABOUT HOW PEOPLE ARE ACTING TODAY IN AMERICA
Sorry folks we're cloed See y'all next Tuesday
How much do you have?
It's the same street Wyatt Earp kept law and order on.
When they ran out of sod, they used mud!
Come and meet your cousins! Look how they've grown!
Will you excuse me?
wt's wxhilarating
Well, nobody notified this office of anything!
Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?
I've had some lonely nights
IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS! STOP!!! THE MOOSE OUT FRONT SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU.......
I'm dead.
You'll send those checks?
No, the truth of it is, and this is highly confidential...
In order to be convincing, you have to look and act like an ordinary jerk.
I feel so inspired
The bank's been after me like flies on a rib roast.
Remember when we were in college...
I don't give a frogs fat ass who takes what It's more entertaining
I'll kill that dog!
Once a little chicken comes up to fly to his mother, he would roll against something different, a call went after them as he looks scared like a harp.
w wcreamed what's why w welled w was wo wurprised
He had the shits, so he slept in the barn.
Little boy sweet, little boy sweet,
It's over 600 feet tall, and there's an elevator all the way to the top.
We like to send out a mailer
Rusty is touching My rusty sheriffs badge
We lost a dear member of the family on the way.
Michael