Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but then we thought about all the money we'd save.

Um, I'm excited about that hotel.

when my ex-wife's on rotation with the National Guard.

[ Machine whirring ]

But you're not unhappy about it, right?

Now I have room in the closet for my lizard.

Gretchen. Manuel.

into the garage the other day,

for looking at a magazine

Okay, you're getting off track.

That's true. Okay. Look, I'm sorry.

are gonna be turned upside-down

Sweetie, your -- your heart rate's setting off an alarm.

I got nostalgic, and I decided to flip through it.

will chafe Colombian shoulders no longer!

He was on the -- you know, the cheesy sci-fi show,

Call me old-fashioned. I just don't see other men.

Then my mom dies. Then Haley's pregnant.

Who's up for a little history lesson?

I should've told you. I was afraid to tell you.

tortured for months using every method imaginable,

[ Rock music resumes ] * Ow! *

I can't risk having the only maternal figure present

is really gonna help Haley with morning sickness.

talking about going to Italy,

I got a ring of his with a tooth in it

We can't judge a man who has lived through that kind of hell.

it was the first time in years I'd seen your eyes

during the Super Bowl? [ Laughs ]

Yeah, he hid in a closet during the fighting,

There you go, buddy.

Don't -- Don't you crinkle it.

or I was gonna make Haley a single mom.

I say we do a little digging.

That you only have eyes for me.