Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's really embarrassing.

♪ I like fucking silly bitches and I know my penis likes it. ♪

I am in a PC pretzel here

You probably know me as Dildo Shwaggins.

Is there a problem with wanting to sit and just be?

Yeah? Well, you've got a fat pussy,

No, it's true. Get over yourself.

Like something really embarrassing?

or kneel for the national anthem.

Go kill yourself, whore!

I-I don't even know what a member...

and the only difference is their protest

just 'cause we were all born with wieners!

and now this! Please!

message boards and chat rooms have lit up with people

so that nobody can trace me ever again!

And then you show up with all this new equipment

The show's on at 5:00 tonight if you want to watch at your house or my house.

Hey, come on in. You're not alone, bud.

No! We tried doing it your way, Kyle.

I went protocol zero!

Dude, this is awesome!

Jason White is at the gym

They took their wieners out!