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- Hey. - Lose, you lose.
- I was telling... I was telling that.
And a daycare center?
- Mm, mm-mm.
So I can fix it and keep my job.
- Wait, wait, wait.
When I came to your fine estab...
- That was pretty good. - Thank you. Please.
He has a lot of issues, and he's stupid.
- Who will be watching the children?
Worse than hell.
- What does that mean?
Therapists are whores.
There are a lot of one-person departments here,
- Tell me I'm good at sales.
HUGE
And Julia Roberts goes...
For precious heirlooms.
- I went to the store and I pressed the buzzer,
Who’s Jeff? Jeff was bitcoin’s mother’s boyfriend
- Why didn't I think of this before?
- You know what, Dwight?
By taking the pitcher out.
You son of a bitch.
- Of course.
- Of course.
Tell me I'm good at sales
There are a few ways to get promoted.
- So her husband and your stepdad.
♪♪♪♪♪
And they looked right at me, and then they looked away.
- So what happened?
- No, you will not.
- Maybe something not so monochromatic.
If someone offers a cocktail, Accept but keep your wits about you.
- Why?
I don't need your help,