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so, uh, your kids are in good hands.
A kid like this needs guidance.
♪ Ooh, I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter ♪
Guys, Walter's here. He looks very pleased.
Yeah, I really need to do my homework, but-
They're like 200 years old. That's why nobody wants to listen to 'em.
Yeah!
♪ 'Cause tonight we're gettin' down ♪
Okay, just don't touch. Go on in there.
pimento in the grove ♪no fun diddlin' kids♪
I'm not attracted to any of them, none of them.
noli molestare haedos
♪♪ [Humming]
because Samantha is a star, okay?
Whoa! Showtime.
I mean, it's really a mess.
[ Chattering ] What"s the big deal?
[ Microphone Feedback]
Okay. Yeah, can I? Could I? Can I'?
♪♪ [ Stops ]
Hey! All right, man.
Mom used to tell her not to waste her time, because she isn't pretty enough.
Oh and Your sister She is a stupid little shit mouth bitch isn't she?
We gotta definitely write a song about how we do not diddle kids.
I'm screwed. I'm screwed.
Dead body's like a piece of trash.
♪ They're good, all right ♪
Anyway, everybody put your hands together and clap for the kids.
♪ Rene, rone, rone, rone ♪
- We're screwed. - Hey, We're fine, Frank.
You're driving me nuts.
. .
Go ahead and talk amongst yourselves.
♪ For something special tonight ♪
Uh, very, very, very nice.
You're driving me nuts.
I know, but I'm the adult and I said we were gonna talk, so that's what's gonna happen.
Yeah, you have to expect it. Totally.
This is bad.
But there's a guy. Uh- Uh, there's a fat guy.
I didn't know it was a kids' pageant.
women that can't show their ankles, right?
Thank you so much. Thank you very-