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YEAH.
[guffawing]
I'M ALL RIGHT. I--I WASN'T EVEN IN THE CAR.
OH, REALLY! YOU'RE KIDDIN!
YOU DON'T LIKE PIGEON BRAIN?
RUN THROUGH THE AIRPORT AND SAY YOU'RE O.J. SIMPSON.
AND--AND JUST LEAN ON THE SPOT.
I WANT TO SEE AMERICA AND I WANT TO KNOW AMERICANS!
GOOD AFTERNOON.
THANKS, AND YOUR HOME IS MY HOME.
OOH, HE WAS BAD, RIGHT.
THERE'S LOTS OF MORE FISH IN THE SEA.
NOT TO ACCEPT WOULD BE INSULTING.
AND THIS IS MY BROTHER AND HIS FRIENDS.
OH, WHAT DID THE FLAG LOOK LIKE?
HE WAITED FOR THE LIGHT TO TURN GREEN BEFORE HE DROVE OFF THE CURB.
MAH DEE EENJ APAHN.
YOU LIKE THIS VASE?
SOMEBODY GAVE THEM TO MY DAD.
I'M NOT KIDDIN'. LOOK.
WHY DO YOU DEFY ME, MY SON?
LATER, RERUN.
NO, LET'S WALK DOWN TO THE ROLLER RINK AND MEET SOME GIRLS.
THEY'RE VERY CIVILIZED. ALL WE WANT IS OUR MONEY.
THERE'S ONE THING I'VE LEARNT IN MY 12 YEARS AS A PRE-TEEN.
MAYBE HE WON'T SEE IT?
UH-HUH.
(Raj) OH, YEAH!