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I accidentally fired a gun in the office today.
and has the slot about the size of a finger.
It was a Beaumont Adams, if that helps.
Jim Halpert, the only man to ever turn me down.
It's just a social club.
I promised other people that I’d bring bad vibes only
What a day. What a day.
I've never used the gun violence forms before.
I love you guys, but don’t cross me. You’re the best
Now I want you to find out what people are saying about me.
Gabe was a great guy with so many wonderful qualities,
I don't know. I guess he's saying that he's proud of me.
Woo-hoo!
We all saw you do it.
I can't do this.
You've got to admit it,
fitting your vaccine card in your wallet
No one saw the bullet leave the gun.
with liberty and justice for all.
and to the Republic for which it stands,
It’s me, John Prine fan Mitch
Temporary deafness in one ear. It was both ears.
Okay, everyone, conference room! Right now!
- Amen. - Excellent.
And yet, somehow it works.
And if you ruin this, I will burn this office to the ground.
You'd slow me down.
seven,
There.
has been the greatest honor of my life.
I'm good.
you'll age swiftly and poorly.
- No, this is horrifying. - No,
what with Operation Overthrow and everything.