Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Me on my birthday...

And when I cough, can you do jazz hands?

Nobody let my dogs hump each other.

Who else would be responsible?

Dwight, why is it on us to protect you?

I promised other people that I’d bring bad vibes only

All of them, including killer fish.

But let me assure you, Dwight is firing on all cylinders, right?

Why would I put a banana in my holster?

You have made me believe that for all of the hokum

zero, again. Zero.

Cuz it's me...Gun Safety Dwight

I thought I needed to know for your calendar.

give me a back massage. No, Kevin. Come on.

Okay, did I make a mistake?

Well, I burst my ear drum.

'Cause I know you like putting Q-tips deep into your ear canal.

As your pale skin and severe bone structure imply,

But if you think that extortion is worse...

Howdy, partners.

I have to get Erin back.

I love you guys But don't cross me

that Dwight would be permanent manager,

I promised other people that I’d be on my worst behavior

You three are my search committee.

Ooh! About what?

You wouldn't dare.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. What do you think you're doing?

The desk is a replica of Uday Hussein's desk. I saw a picture in Newsweek.

Okay? I need you to promise me that you'll be on your best behavior.

Question. If we've already fomented insurrection,

I put everything back in the vending machine.

I couldn't hear a thing Darryl was saying

Who else would be responsible?

filled with canned goods, chainsaw,