Search Committee - The Office [S07E24]

I promised other people that I'd be on my worst behavior.

You'll never guess where I am right now.

How's that? Knead it.

I promised other people that I’d be on my worst behavior

It's me, Gun Safety Dwight.

Stop asking yourself easy questions so you can look like a genius.

Your copier code is a distinct 21-digit number that is unique to you

So I expect you to be on your best behavior,

Oh, God, what am I touching? It's moist.

It was a Beaumont Adams, if that helps.

Okay? I need you to promise me that you'll be on your best behavior.

That's on a need-to-know basis.

Knead it like a pizza.

There is a hardwood floor underneath this carpeting.

stop asking yourself easy questions so you can look like a genius

you'll age swiftly and poorly.

But I always say, "It's better to be pre-pre-pre-prepared."

You'd slow me down.

I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America

? Why did my temporary boss go on a shooting spree??

As your pale skin and severe bone structure imply,

We were all given new business cards,

What a day. What a day.

Well, what can you do? Life.

The desk is a replica of Uday Hussein's desk. I saw a picture in Newsweek.