Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Go see a movie with Bennigan
I've never seen him wear pants.
- Not cool, Chrissy.
than say those mean things.
- [sighing] Hey.
Are they old enough? - My friend Camry.
- Accountability does not equal violence.
Then you got the art kids, total smackheads.
Plus, who cares what they think?
[winces]
[easy listening music playing]
but you blew me off all last week,
my least favorite kind of hegemony.
Why the fuck didn't you say something sooner?
the hottest teacher in school.
Are--are we friends now? - Where is she?
[students exclaiming]
Attendance is mandatory.
but with more sex appeal.
- [gasps] Oh, God.
LAURA: [screaming] Oh, Jesus fucking Christ!
Snake with Arms, cadaver.
You bored me to death!
[crowd gasping] STUDENT 3: Armadillo murderer!
Some of us are interested in growth,
I'm gonna kill your family.
Bunch of posers.
- But we can't hurt anyone. Deal?
- Hey, guys, sorry I haven't posted in forever.
What do I wear to protest fast fashion?
I'll have Chrissy back before lunch.
- Let's just say you're about to look
Where do the, uh, cool kids go to let loose
With tainted blood, we sacrifice,
and you don't. - You little fuckin'...
ICAL: Piggybacking off that, Slimm Timm,
So Arabella ditched you, huh?
I really am a fuckin' hag.
SECRETARY EDNA: Just a reminder,
- Well, who made your shoes, huh?
Like, such a subversion of Western hegemony.
Teens across the world posted stories
- Sorry. Sage Dragomire.
- When I was your age, I had the same fears.
- You're gonna possess someone more popular and get her back?
[squelching] [gurgling]
- Mr. Wallace, it's sincere.
This is gonna be painful for me.
and into my happy place, hangin' with my girlies.
Your pee-pee's getting the guillotine.
- [groans] Bennigan wrecked my shit.