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in being popular and-- - No, I get it.

We could spend the weekend

but puts the media on trial for their complicit--

[mystical whooshing]

- Maybe don't shit on me

Grimacing emoji.

there's no way Chrissy has one of those.

I thought I raised you--I...

Not on my watch.

- I can't believe she chose dungeons and dipshits over me.

that not only enumerates your crimes,

the most important part of being a nerd.

[unsettling music]

Now for phase two.

Hey, you, where in this school

Read a book, you dumb idiot.

STUDENT 5: Hell yeah! STUDENT 6: Very cool!

- Uh...what's up, guys?

skinning that deer like you wanted.

[eerie growling]

- [speaking language]

SLIMM TIMM: Yippee-ki-yi-yay...

At Matt Levy's bar mitzvah,

- This week! What's wrong?

How could you? - Principal Dawkins,

- I did opiates with Rasputin. Don't lecture me about "cool."

- Abigail, from earlier?

Please accept this mortal coil,

I have more of a life outside of this house than you think.

KAMERICKLE SPURKLES: W-w-w-w-w-wowy kazowee,

"Can't make this weekend.

Passing notes is a slippery slope.

- Hey, so, uh, normally I wouldn't say anything,

just as much as you do, sir--

So I guess when they noticed me,

- I will agree with you, sir, on this.

BENNIGAN: Look, I want to get popular

I promised Chrissy a weekend

on the cray and creepy.

- Chrissy took a Wiccan tool

You want to cancel your own daughter?

SATAN IN ARMADILLO: I don't get it.

- You are the single coolest kid I've ever met.

STUDENT 1: Yeah! No, he is cool.

You're still the same nerdy bitch, Bennigan.

SLIMM TIMM: Now you die.

All right, all right. Look.

Tell me everything you know, now!

SLIMM TIMM: [groans]

Haruch vas divinite!